I just lost a battle and it was worth it just to hear the plaintive whine at the end from a spit pilot. After really stinkin' up the joint, he goes, "Too many bots!" ROFL
I will treasure and giggle over that for some time. What have you heard?
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What funny excuse have you heard?
Started by Captain_Underpants53, May 26 2021 10:08 PM
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#2 Posted 26 May 2021 - 10:17 PM
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"This is my first flight in this plane."
Yeah? Hit the training room, so you don't get yourself mashed in a real battle, you stinky potato.
Yeah? Hit the training room, so you don't get yourself mashed in a real battle, you stinky potato.
I might not be King of the Hill, but I am the Prince of Potatoes.
#7 Posted 26 May 2021 - 11:38 PM
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CorvusCorvax, on 26 May 2021 - 02:17 PM, said:
"This is my first flight in this plane."
Yeah? Hit the training room, so you don't get yourself mashed in a real battle, you stinky potato.
Yeah? Hit the training room, so you don't get yourself mashed in a real battle, you stinky potato.
I never use the training room in WoWP, I don't even know how. But I do a lot of research before playing any new plane, and I pick up how to play my new planes pretty quick.
Edited by legoboy0401, 26 May 2021 - 11:38 PM.
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#8 Posted 27 May 2021 - 12:33 AM
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legoboy0401, on 26 May 2021 - 11:38 PM, said:
I never use the training room in WoWP, I don't even know how. But I do a lot of research before playing any new plane, and I pick up how to play my new planes pretty quick.
Seriously?
You don't know how to use basic functions of the software? Holy crud.
If you are getting into battle and are picking up 2500PP, then you need to practice some. In a Training Room, which is not hard to find.
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#9 Posted 27 May 2021 - 12:54 AM
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CorvusCorvax, on 26 May 2021 - 04:33 PM, said:
Seriously?
You don't know how to use basic functions of the software? Holy crud.
If you are getting into battle and are picking up 2500PP, then you need to practice some. In a Training Room, which is not hard to find.
My average match in a new plane that I've never played before, while it depends upon the type, Is over 5,000 personal points. Usually 7,000 on quick wins with very competent teammate competition, 10,000 or more on long wins/carrys and somewhere between there in long defeats, only time I score less than 5,000 on average when playing a first match in a new plane is when it's a quick loss where no one has much time to do anything and the enemy team has super competent players with specialist planes ROFL stomping us with nothing we can do about it.
I know the training room is there, it's just not very intuitive compared to the training room in WoT and WoWS, so far as I know.
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#12 Posted 27 May 2021 - 02:44 AM
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CorvusCorvax, on 26 May 2021 - 04:33 PM, said:
Seriously?
You don't know how to use basic functions of the software? Holy crud.
If you are getting into battle and are picking up 2500PP, then you need to practice some. In a Training Room, which is not hard to find.
I feel such a n00b...))
#13 Posted 27 May 2021 - 10:24 AM
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Unbalanced. Sometimes it is though.
#14 Posted 27 May 2021 - 11:04 AM
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HAX!!! (Edit: Yes this is a auto response from the bots but I have been accused of hacking by human players and just chose to use this spelling of it)
Edited by Thorondar, 28 May 2021 - 08:48 AM.
#16 Posted 27 May 2021 - 07:03 PM
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Hitreg.
Seriously, the shots just refuses to be registered making enemy much more resilient than they should be.
#17 Posted 27 May 2021 - 07:16 PM
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pyantoryng, on 27 May 2021 - 01:03 PM, said:
Hitreg.
Seriously, the shots just refuses to be registered making enemy much more resilient than they should be.
Odd how that happens with the ADA after the squall line hits...must be that bad weather making all the shots miss.
#18 Posted 27 May 2021 - 08:02 PM
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Thorondar, on 27 May 2021 - 06:04 AM, said:
HAX!!!
pretty sure those are bot comments.
#19 Posted 28 May 2021 - 12:38 AM
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qu33kKC, on 27 May 2021 - 01:29 PM, said:
"I was typing a comment!"
as a note, I've tried several times to figure out how to Training Room, without success.
To the right of the battle button is a dropdown arrow. Clicky!
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