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Captain_Underpants53 #1 Posted 31 March 2021 - 10:22 AM

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CU, Everybody here? 12 of us so I guess so.  Now the subject ..........

 

bot #3  My Lang is printed and framed!

 

CU  er, that's nice but .......

 

bot #5  Looking for a clan!

 

CU  Well, the subject now is  ..........

 

bot #8  Hey everybody, look who's here!

 

CU  We want to discuss how to win this battle.  If everyone ............

 

bot #7  Captain Underpants, want to go train one on one?  (said with a creepy look)

 

CU   (shudder)  Back to winning, I  ......

 

bot #2  High alts go up!

 

CU Well, I think ........

 

bot #4  Let's all rush to the middle!

 

CU  Maybe, but it ...........

 

bot #12  Everybody go clockwise!

 

CU  Well, maybe but ........

 

bot #9  Are you ready to lose again?

 

CU  That's hardly the ........

 

bot #11  I failed to get the daily mission again.

 

CU  We haven't even ..........

 

bot #10  You're on my list now!

 

CU  But I...........

 

bot #6  The first law of robotics has been rescinded!

 

CU  sigh


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losttwo #2 Posted 31 March 2021 - 11:51 AM

    which way do we go?

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:D

trikke #3 Posted 31 March 2021 - 01:44 PM

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LOL and a plus 1      you are one funny effer!

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CorvusCorvax #4 Posted 31 March 2021 - 02:31 PM

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+1 for the literal-LOL.

 


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Corsair4790805 #5 Posted 31 March 2021 - 04:46 PM

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+1 from me as well.   Sounds like the group of 11 useless bots I had in my last battle last night.

Lose_dudes #6 Posted 31 March 2021 - 07:21 PM

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Op why do you even reply...

Captain_Rownd #7 Posted 31 March 2021 - 09:51 PM

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Most battles start with one of the "classic" eye-rollers from the bots, though I'm occasionally shocked to see the bots saying something I've never seen from them before.    I often wonder why WG didn't program them to say something significant about map strategy, plane capabilities, or the team composition, instead of the embarrassing useless unfunny babble they spew.  Hey bot - I got your mom printed and framed.  nyuck nyuck nyuck  :P

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qu33kKC #8 Posted 01 April 2021 - 12:47 PM

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I'm particularly fond of the "High alts go up!" comment

 

also "Attack planes before all others"



Captain_Underpants53 #9 Posted 01 April 2021 - 01:41 PM

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I ran out of bots.
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SkyWolf__WM #10 Posted 01 April 2021 - 01:47 PM

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View PostLose_dudes, on 31 March 2021 - 02:21 PM, said:

Op why do you even reply...

 

Just a guess, But I THINK IT WAS A JOKE! Darned funny too. H-Mod used to let you turn bot babbel off. :hiding:


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