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J_57 #1 Posted 07 November 2019 - 11:41 PM

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It's really irritating when you have full health and some knucklehead who is barely alive rams you and you're the one who gets knocked out of the sky.  If size mattered, I had the bigger plane.

Okay, got that of my chest.

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Four_Leaf_Tayback #2 Posted 08 November 2019 - 12:13 AM

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View PostJ_57, on 07 November 2019 - 05:41 PM, said:

It's really irritating when you have full health and some knucklehead who is barely alive rams you and you're the one who gets knocked out of the sky.  If size mattered, I had the bigger plane.

Okay, got that of my chest.

Back to the skies!

Probably me.  I think I saw you playing.  Not sure I rammed you, but if I did not, there's always next time.  

 

I like too ram, it is fun.  Ramming is good.  I ram.  I like to ram.  Ramming is my thing.  If I see you going head to head with me, I will ram.  Doesn't matter.  Yes, I like to ram.

 

"I don't like ram!"

Ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram raaaam ram a ra ram!

 

PS.  I am not a knucklehead, I am a chucklehead.

 

 

 


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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #3 Posted 08 November 2019 - 01:26 AM

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View PostFour_Leaf_Tayback, on 07 November 2019 - 07:13 PM, said:

Probably me.  I think I saw you playing.  Not sure I rammed you, but if I did not, there's always next time.  

 

I like too ram, it is fun.  Ramming is good.  I ram.  I like to ram.  Ramming is my thing.  If I see you going head to head with me, I will ram.  Doesn't matter.  Yes, I like to ram.

 

"I don't like ram!"

Ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram raaaam ram a ra ram!

 

PS.  I am not a knucklehead, I am a chucklehead.

 

 

 

I like "to" ram

ram a lamb a ding dong

be one with the ram jam Stan

 


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Stygian_Alchemist #4 Posted 08 November 2019 - 02:15 AM

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View PostFour_Leaf_Tayback, on 07 November 2019 - 06:13 PM, said:

Probably me.  I think I saw you playing.  Not sure I rammed you, but if I did not, there's always next time.  

 

I like too ram, it is fun.  Ramming is good.  I ram.  I like to ram.  Ramming is my thing.  If I see you going head to head with me, I will ram.  Doesn't matter.  Yes, I like to ram.

 

"I don't like ram!"

Ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram raaaam ram a ra ram!

 

PS.  I am not a knucklehead, I am a chucklehead.

 

 

 




Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #5 Posted 08 November 2019 - 03:05 AM

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View PostStygian_Alchemist, on 07 November 2019 - 09:15 PM, said:


I question what game you think he's playing?

he likely won


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


CorvusCorvax #6 Posted 08 November 2019 - 03:27 PM

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View PostJ_57, on 07 November 2019 - 11:41 PM, said:

It's really irritating when you have full health and some knucklehead who is barely alive rams you and you're the one who gets knocked out of the sky.  If size mattered, I had the bigger plane.

Okay, got that of my chest.

Back to the skies!


We all have had the experience of the mysterious bot-flown IL-2 that suddenly becomes a nimble Spitfire in the ram game.  Staying out of the way of a human who rams is one thing - but bots get "extra abilities", and you just have to be more careful when going head-on.

 

As to the mysteries of ram mechanics, well, a bot always gets the better end of the deal, and a human with low health can actually do you in when you have high health - just by the manner in which he rams you.  Note:  You can cause a critical hit to a plane while causing very little damage.  In the same way, you can cause yourself to get a critical hit, while dealing out a boatload of damage (and not taking much yourself).  Non-intuitive and weird, right?  Well, just avoid collisions, and you won't have to worry about the mechanics of it.  Easier said than done, I know.  I really like to press my attack close, and often pay the price for not breaking off in time.  Upsides and downsides to every tactic, right?  ;)

 



Trauglodyte #7 Posted 08 November 2019 - 09:32 PM

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The stupid AI shouldn't be ramming, anyway.  Incidental contact, I get.  But, purposely going head on with another player/bot is bad programming.  Though, I should expect so much from Minsk, given that heavy fighter bots sniff out bombers like a freaking bloodhounds.

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #8 Posted 09 November 2019 - 02:46 AM

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tax and civility dodgers have no problem writing crappy code

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


cobra_marksman #9 Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:37 PM

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View PostJ_57, on 07 November 2019 - 06:41 PM, said:

It's really irritating when you have full health and some knucklehead who is barely alive rams you and you're the one who gets knocked out of the sky.  If size mattered, I had the bigger plane.

Okay, got that of my chest.

Back to the skies!


I like to Ram,.... my friends and I like to ram,.... all my teammates on my team like to ram.... before the battle begins ,,, we talk about ramming and who were going to Ram. :izmena:

Don't you ram.... what about when you get together with your friends....don't you talk about ramming....:kamikaze:

When you log in to Wowp,... don't you think about ramming.

What about at party's ...don't you talk about Ramming ?:B

Once I get a few Rams in ...I start getting good Buzz :P

I have many Thunder Ramming Medals.:medal:

Ramming is a big part of flying & winning the round...… Ram....Ram....Ram.

Some of us have a big ramming problem, but i'm not one of them.....I just like to ram.:great:


Edited by cobra_marksman, 10 November 2019 - 12:27 AM.





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