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BB3_Oregon_Steel #1 Posted 30 August 2019 - 08:15 PM

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Hi everyone, it's your friendly neighborhood Biplane Girl.  *waves* :great:

 

I'm here today to present the solution to all your troubles and all the woes of the world, BIPLANES which WG has an obligation to add to it's game in the interests of peace, harmony, apple pie (who doesn't like apple pie, honestly), hot dogs and Whirled PIES!!! ... ... (what, that's supposed to be world peace?  Oh come on, whirled pies sounds soooooo much better). 

 

My first demand, one I'm sure Captain Underpants and other bomber specialists will just drool over is this baby, The Italian multiple triplane (how can you go wrong with that!!) Ca 60 Noviplano!!!

 

 

This AMAZING airplane was designed to carry 100 people across the Atlantic and had a total of 9 wings and 8 engines!!  Can't you just imagine yourself tooling around over a cap in this bad boy, look at all the room for defensive machine guns, maybe even some wing walkers with shotguns and if you run out of bombs, there's like room for 100 crash dummies that you could use to confuse and befuddle your enemies. 

 

This plane fits firmly with WG's apparent desire to add only the most bizarre and inconsequential Premiums imaginable to the game so ... hey WG, nothing much odder and inconsequential than this baby!!!  I therefor Demand that you get your teams working on this beautiful nine winged Wonder Immediately if not sooner.  

 

YAY 9 Wing BOMBERS!!!  bom bom bom bom.  :playing:

 

Ok, too low tier for you? Let me introduce you to the cutting edge of biplane technology, I give you the PZL M-15!!!!

 

 

What's that you say, no props??  That's right boys and girls, you are looking at the real deal Turbojet powered BIPLANE!!!!

 

Ok, so it's only a jet powered crop duster, but as Dusty Crophopper says "low and slow is the way to go" and honestly, who can argue with Dusty!!!

 

So imagine this baby as a GAA, low to the ground just spraying stuff around as it hits it's top speed of 124 mph.  Just imagine one of those T10 jets trying to get a bead on this baby, "hit your air brakes as much as you want stoopid jet, there's no way your flying slower that me!!!!" 

 

Yes success awaits for this T10 jetpowered biplane!! (did I mention she was a jet power BIPLANE!!?)

 

This baby is MORE than weird enough to meet the WG airplane weirdness test for Premiums and honestly, if they can produce diesel powered subs for ships with nuke boat underwater speed, they should be able to get this baby up to MACH 5 AT LEAST and give her a minimum of four 105mm howitzer autocannons to exploderate stuffs with!!!  Honestly WG, what is not to like about this plane!!!?? :izmena::kamikaze::izmena:

 

On behalf of the BIPLANES FOREVER foundation and the Order of the Flaming Crashing Scarf, we hereby demand that this plane be added to the game coz we want's it my precious, we want's it.

 

This has been a Biplane Girl special report.  You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled forum

 

BIPLANE WEIRD PLANES ATTACK!!! :izmena:


Edited by BB3_Oregon_Steel, 30 August 2019 - 08:37 PM.

"Don't mess with me because I can squish you like a bug, that is If I should decide to notice your existence in the first place".  

 

Yes, it's haughty and its arrogant but you're a battleship with 16 inch guns and Britannia Rules the Waves.  Maybe a bit of arrogance in this case is appropriate.  


Captain_Underpants53 #2 Posted 30 August 2019 - 08:41 PM

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:medal:

 

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BuffaloTime #3 Posted 30 August 2019 - 09:23 PM

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"The" biplane I am waiting for is the Gloster Gladiator. First model airplane I ever put together. Got the kit on a trip to the Smithsonian Air and Space museum.
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BB3_Oregon_Steel #4 Posted 31 August 2019 - 02:12 AM

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View PostBuffaloTime, on 30 August 2019 - 01:23 PM, said:

"The" biplane I am waiting for is the Gloster Gladiator. First model airplane I ever put together. Got the kit on a trip to the Smithsonian Air and Space museum.

 

Nah, that's too mainstream for a WOWPs premium,  Think bigger, like a Gladiator that flies backwards and fires rabid weasels from it's guns. That's what'll get WG's attention.  


"Don't mess with me because I can squish you like a bug, that is If I should decide to notice your existence in the first place".  

 

Yes, it's haughty and its arrogant but you're a battleship with 16 inch guns and Britannia Rules the Waves.  Maybe a bit of arrogance in this case is appropriate.  


CorvusCorvax #5 Posted 01 September 2019 - 12:18 AM

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View PostBB3_Oregon_Steel, on 31 August 2019 - 02:12 AM, said:

 

Think bigger, like a Gladiator that flies backwards and fires rabid weasels from it's guns.

*blank stare*



Stygian_Alchemist #6 Posted 01 September 2019 - 12:37 AM

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I won't lie.. I'd fly the turbojet biplane crop-duster.. put armor and ordnance instead of chemicals... or hell.. let me drop a stream of napalm from the belly that sets ground targets on fire...

 



losttwo #7 Posted 01 September 2019 - 11:56 AM

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I want the Spruce Goose

losttwo #8 Posted 01 September 2019 - 11:56 AM

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Oh and Snoopy's Dog House

BB3_Oregon_Steel #9 Posted 01 September 2019 - 08:12 PM

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View Postlosttwo, on 01 September 2019 - 03:56 AM, said:

Oh and Snoopy's Dog House

I brought this up with the Styg the other day coz I thought it would be AMAZING!! but she said she would prefer a Starfury skin from B5 instead. 

 

Personally I think the dog house would be a better, almost invincible options but your mileage may vary.  :great:

 


"Don't mess with me because I can squish you like a bug, that is If I should decide to notice your existence in the first place".  

 

Yes, it's haughty and its arrogant but you're a battleship with 16 inch guns and Britannia Rules the Waves.  Maybe a bit of arrogance in this case is appropriate.  


BB3_Oregon_Steel #10 Posted 01 September 2019 - 08:13 PM

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View PostCorvusCorvax, on 31 August 2019 - 04:18 PM, said:

*blank stare*

Yes I know, shocking isn't it. :P


"Don't mess with me because I can squish you like a bug, that is If I should decide to notice your existence in the first place".  

 

Yes, it's haughty and its arrogant but you're a battleship with 16 inch guns and Britannia Rules the Waves.  Maybe a bit of arrogance in this case is appropriate.  


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View PostStygian_Alchemist, on 31 August 2019 - 04:37 PM, said:

I won't lie.. I'd fly the turbojet biplane crop-duster.. put armor and ordnance instead of chemicals... or hell.. let me drop a stream of napalm from the belly that sets ground targets on fire...

 

^^^^^  EXACTLY!!! :medal:


"Don't mess with me because I can squish you like a bug, that is If I should decide to notice your existence in the first place".  

 

Yes, it's haughty and its arrogant but you're a battleship with 16 inch guns and Britannia Rules the Waves.  Maybe a bit of arrogance in this case is appropriate.  





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