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qu33kKC #1 Posted 11 August 2019 - 09:27 PM

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had a fun one today.  bot bomber posts requesting that the team "shoot down planes and destroy anti-aircraft positions"  (paraphrased)

 

I put into chat that even the bomber BOT pilots were whiners, and got a laugh from the other human on the team.  :trollface:

 

my other favorite pre-game comment came from a human, requesting that "high alts go up."  :amazed:

 

anyone else had any real doozies come thru the chat pregame?



losttwo #2 Posted 12 August 2019 - 12:43 AM

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 Bot "Keep your engines cool. "

My response is usually "and your beer too"

 



Captain_Underpants53 #3 Posted 12 August 2019 - 12:56 AM

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I wish they would do away with it.  Not even slightly funny anymore.

 

Although, to be honest, I do get a giggle when some new guy talks to them seriously.


Edited by Captain_Underpants53, 12 August 2019 - 12:58 AM.

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trikke #4 Posted 12 August 2019 - 01:35 AM

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yesterday, I saw a bot ask a human to go to the training room together


I don't believe that i've ever seen a bot directly address a human before, but I do miss a lot of things


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Captain_Underpants53 #5 Posted 12 August 2019 - 02:35 AM

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Many times they ask if I want to train 'one on one'.  It used to creep me out when I first started and didn't know what a bot was.
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Bluegoose02 #6 Posted 12 August 2019 - 03:03 AM

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I wonder how many new people try to take them up on it .

Captain_Underpants53 #7 Posted 12 August 2019 - 03:58 AM

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It is funny when a nooby tries to answer them.  Probably thinks they are rude or slow typists.

 

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GonerNL #8 Posted 12 August 2019 - 09:54 AM

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Most of 'm are getting a bit stale ...

I liked the one where one bot says "we're going to lose" and another one says "don't worry <human pilot> will carry us" ...


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Postal_Monkey #9 Posted 12 August 2019 - 12:32 PM

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I like that they have them. More chatty than most humans lol.

 

I especially like the First Law of robotics has been removed, or whatever it says. Pretty much on the nose :)



SkyWolf__WM #10 Posted 12 August 2019 - 12:39 PM

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That's why I liked H-mod. It removed bot chat. :sceptic:

Edited by SkyWolf__WM, 12 August 2019 - 12:40 PM.

***************Fail to Suck****************

I shall use my aircraft and my skill to slightly inconvenience mine enemies.


qu33kKC #11 Posted 12 August 2019 - 12:56 PM

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another good one was a red bot asking a friendly human if they wanted to Flight up.

 

judging by the friendly humans performance that game, he did. . . . (didn't crack 3k points)



qu33kKC #12 Posted 12 August 2019 - 10:28 PM

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View Postlosttwo, on 12 August 2019 - 12:43 AM, said:

 Bot "Keep your engines cool. "

My response is usually "and your beer too"

 

 

I used that one this morning.  :great:



Captain_Rownd #13 Posted 13 August 2019 - 09:32 PM

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View Posttrikke, on 11 August 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

yesterday, I saw a bot ask a human to go to the training room together


I don't believe that i've ever seen a bot directly address a human before, but I do miss a lot of things

 

Yeah, they do that now and then.  The bot chat is so stupid.  They don't even say anything useful like suggesting capping priorities. 

 

 


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GonerNL #14 Posted 14 August 2019 - 07:52 AM

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View PostCaptain_Rownd, on 13 August 2019 - 10:32 PM, said:

They don't even say anything useful like suggesting capping priorities. 

 

Unless you consider "let's go clockwise" a good suggestion :P


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losttwo #15 Posted 14 August 2019 - 11:34 AM

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View PostGonerNL, on 14 August 2019 - 02:52 AM, said:

 

Unless you consider "let's go clockwise" a good suggestion :P


But which direction is that if you have a digital watch ?

 



GonerNL #16 Posted 14 August 2019 - 11:49 AM

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Pilots don't wear digital watches !!

Just google 'pilot watch' and see ... :)


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qu33kKC #17 Posted 18 August 2019 - 09:24 PM

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I was reminded of a personal bot-favorite earlier today:  "Everyone stay in cover!"

 

I suggested Rushing B instead.



wylleEcoyote #18 Posted 15 September 2019 - 07:49 PM

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I actually printed out a picture of a Lang so i could frame it.

 


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Captain_Underpants53 #19 Posted 15 September 2019 - 07:59 PM

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View PostwylleEcoyote, on 15 September 2019 - 02:49 PM, said:

I actually printed out a picture of a Lang so i could frame it.

 


lol

 

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sandtiger #20 Posted 18 September 2019 - 04:39 AM

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i think it funny when the bots say you ready to lose again

and then the other bot tell you not to listen to him

 


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