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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #21 Posted 27 March 2019 - 10:38 PM

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View PostPrenzlau, on 27 March 2019 - 02:11 PM, said:

 

    Is that some sort of confession?

 

Prenzlau

 

You're not really a Doctor anymore since the results of the investigation

So stop pretending so as to get someone to play Doctor with you 

From what I read... 

:facepalm:


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


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View Postlosttwo, on 27 March 2019 - 11:23 AM, said:

My wireless mouse keeps flying off my desk and puts holes in the wall, I do not know what to do.

get a better mouse so you stop get mad at it lol  then you well stop throwing  it at the wall hhehehe just joke lol



Bobby_Tables #23 Posted 27 March 2019 - 10:42 PM

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View Postlosttwo, on 27 March 2019 - 01:23 PM, said:

My wireless mouse keeps flying off my desk and puts holes in the wall, I do not know what to do.

 

Getting new glasses will probably help you realize that's a drone and not a mouse.  

losttwo #24 Posted 27 March 2019 - 10:52 PM

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View PostBobby_Tables, on 27 March 2019 - 05:42 PM, said:

 

Getting new glasses will probably help you realize that's a drone and not a mouse.  

 

eye appointment next week

 



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sometimes i look at my coworkers and think dark thoughts 

 

usually in the afternoons 


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Prenzlau #26 Posted 28 March 2019 - 02:16 AM

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View Postqu33kKC, on 27 March 2019 - 04:11 PM, said:

Doctor, my joystick has developed an unsightly array of raised red bumps.  Is there anything I can do to address this issue?

 

(@ White_Widow, the answer is three.  https://www.youtube....h?v=17CKHuYx51U )

 

    I strongly suggest you stop using your joystick for a few days. The rash is most likely caused by too much hand-joystick friction. 

 

Cheers!

 

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Chuck_norris10 #27 Posted 28 March 2019 - 02:46 AM

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My problem is I have no problems.

 

Have I reached utopia?

My mogur once told me during a smudge;[edited]anyone in your life that causes you grief or negative feelings be it family or friends.

Do not participate in others drama.

Dont take shite from anyone at any time.

Recognize the wisdom from the elders and at 57 your not an elder yet.

Dont let an employer use you to fill a seat and his pockets if it breaks every rule your parents taught you about integrity.

And an Inuit elder once took me aside when I landed in the arctic and was freaking because they said the job was in alberta said "see that drunk across the street? pity him for he has no memories"

 

So I drug up on my old boss a few months ago on a pretty sweet gig and am going to go back pipelining for 7 years at 4 times the coin. Got tired of working with crackheads and drunks. I'll be debt free in 1 year compared to 6 years.

 

Good choice?

 


 

 


 

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #28 Posted 28 March 2019 - 03:08 AM

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View PostChuck_norris10, on 27 March 2019 - 09:46 PM, said:

My problem is I have no problems.

 

Have I reached utopia?

My mogur once told me during a smudge;[edited]anyone in your life that causes you grief or negative feelings be it family or friends.

Do not participate in others drama.

Dont take shite from anyone at any time.

Recognize the wisdom from the elders and at 57 your not an elder yet.

Dont let an employer use you to fill a seat and his pockets if it breaks every rule your parents taught you about integrity.

And an Inuit elder once took me aside when I landed in the arctic and was freaking because they said the job was in alberta said "see that drunk across the street? pity him for he has no memories"

 

So I drug up on my old boss a few months ago on a pretty sweet gig and am going to go back pipelining for 7 years at 4 times the coin. Got tired of working with crackheads and drunks. I'll be debt free in 1 year compared to 6 years.

 

Good choice?

 

7 years for you...

I dunno,

the krakhead will be done in 6 months

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jus' say'n


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


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View PostChuck_norris10, on 27 March 2019 - 10:46 PM, said:

My problem is I have no problems.

 

Have I reached utopia?

My mogur once told me during a smudge;[edited]anyone in your life that causes you grief or negative feelings be it family or friends.

Do not participate in others drama.

Dont take shite from anyone at any time.

Recognize the wisdom from the elders and at 57 your not an elder yet.

Dont let an employer use you to fill a seat and his pockets if it breaks every rule your parents taught you about integrity.

And an Inuit elder once took me aside when I landed in the arctic and was freaking because they said the job was in alberta said "see that drunk across the street? pity him for he has no memories"

 

So I drug up on my old boss a few months ago on a pretty sweet gig and am going to go back pipelining for 7 years at 4 times the coin. Got tired of working with crackheads and drunks. I'll be debt free in 1 year compared to 6 years.

 

Good choice?

 

 

View PostChuck_norris10, on 25 May 2018 - 07:40 PM, said:

 

 Went and did a lot of oilpatch work,lots of pipeline at 5 grand a week clear and now im doing powerline construction in Banff national park.

 

 

So 20 grand a week clear. Nice!



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View PostPerco_lator, on 27 March 2019 - 11:56 PM, said:

 

 

So 20 grand a week clear. Nice!

it's canadianian so that's like $36.50/ week

still, not bad for eating candy bars, hungry man dinners and making snowballs

hehe


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Chuck_norris10 #31 Posted 28 March 2019 - 01:56 PM

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View PostPerco_lator, on 27 March 2019 - 09:56 PM, said:

 

 

So 20 grand a week clear. Nice!

 

70-80 hours a week,sometimes no days off for over a month and you rarely see home. So when spring break comes or oil prices cause slow times thats your days off.But you can afford to work only half a year at that kind of wage if your not constantly buying toys because I seen a lot of younger guys start out and after a few cheques they live the life of riley and drugs take a lot of them out or alcohol. Sometimes the day after payday we would see half a crew show up.Payday was every friday so the boss changed it to Tuesday but it never helped! lol!

 

 


 

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View PostChuck_norris10, on 28 March 2019 - 01:56 PM, said:

 

70-80 hours a week,sometimes no days off for over a month and you rarely see home. So when spring break comes or oil prices cause slow times thats your days off.But you can afford to work only half a year at that kind of wage if your not constantly buying toys because I seen a lot of younger guys start out and after a few cheques they live the life of riley and drugs take a lot of them out or alcohol. Sometimes the day after payday we would see half a crew show up.Payday was every friday so the boss changed it to Tuesday but it never helped! lol!

 

As a much younger man, I worked at an old-growth lumber mill.  There was a board-feet bonus system, and our shift usually got just as much in bonus as we did in hourly pay.  We went through three resaw sawyers in a four-month period because they showed up to work loaded and amputated some body part (of their own.)

 

All these guys bought new pick-ups, then spent more on turning them into brodozers, and whatever was left over they spent on booze, drugs, and strippers.  I drove a junk VW and saved every single penny I could.  Also, never getting a stripper pregnant really did wonders for my personal bottom line.  :)

 

That money really came in handy when I went to make a house down payment.  And part of it provided a cushion when it was decided that cutting down every old growth forest wasn't really the best idea, and the lumber company decided it didn't need to run small wood through an old-growth mill and just shut it completely down.

 

Never in my whole life, before or since, did I have as much disposable income as a percentage.  It was pretty tempting to go out and buy stuff, I have to admit.



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View PostCorvusCorvax, on 28 March 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

 

As a much younger man, I worked at an old-growth lumber mill.  There was a board-feet bonus system, and our shift usually got just as much in bonus as we did in hourly pay.  We went through three resaw sawyers in a four-month period because they showed up to work loaded and amputated some body part (of their own.)

 

All these guys bought new pick-ups, then spent more on turning them into brodozers, and whatever was left over they spent on booze, drugs, and strippers.  I drove a junk VW and saved every single penny I could.  Also, never getting a stripper pregnant really did wonders for my personal bottom line.  :)

 

That money really came in handy when I went to make a house down payment.  And part of it provided a cushion when it was decided that cutting down every old growth forest wasn't really the best idea, and the lumber company decided it didn't need to run small wood through an old-growth mill and just shut it completely down.

 

Never in my whole life, before or since, did I have as much disposable income as a percentage.  It was pretty tempting to go out and buy stuff, I have to admit.

 

I married the daughter of an old german sawmill owner. first job was in the bush in 78 limbing at 35 cents a tree. Then running skidder at $35.00 a logging truck load. Loved it and have worked outside ever since!

 

 


 

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View PostSopwith_, on 30 March 2019 - 12:27 AM, said:

 

Dan Ackroyd, one of my favourite Canadian actors, born on Canada Day in my home town.

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losttwo #36 Posted 30 March 2019 - 06:12 PM

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Hey Doc. Checking in with my second free appointment from the groupon you e-mailed me.

 

My problem is that I have remapped my keys and I can not remember what I re-mapped them too.

Also I can not remember what the "daily reward " requirement I am working on after I enter a match.

All this flying around and wrecking stuff is not giving me any rewards.



losttwo #37 Posted 30 March 2019 - 06:13 PM

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Also I am locked in the house, can someone come open my door....please.

I need to go to the store for more bourbon flavored coffee



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View Postlosttwo, on 30 March 2019 - 06:13 PM, said:

Also I am locked in the house, can someone come open my door....please.

I need to go to the store for more coffee-flavored bourbon

 

FIFY.





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