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Things we will be telling the Grand Kids in 20 years

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Captain_Underpants53 #1 Posted 30 December 2018 - 10:42 AM

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So little Suzie comes screaming up, waking you from your fifth nap of the day.  'Granpa, Granpa, Junior fell out of the tree!'  So what, you say.  That boy is full of it!


(She) But he's in awful pain!  (You)  Pain!? Pain?!  Let me tell you what real pain is!  I remember Christmas 2018 and.............


(She)  He broke his jaw, and his arm, and his leg!  (You)  Tell him to rub some mud on it!  Now, the Christmas Patch...........


(She)  But Granpa, you've told us that story a zillion billion times!  (You) Well, I still have nightmares about it.  I hope to pass them over to..................wait!   Where did everybody go?  By cracky!  This younger generation ain't got no appreciation for the real problems in life!  Time for a nap. I guess.



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trikke #2 Posted 30 December 2018 - 11:45 AM

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lol    ty brother!


Spittoon says #smarterpilotswinmore

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #3 Posted 30 December 2018 - 03:11 PM


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WOWP programing reminds me of the movie "Groundhog Day"

  the more things seem to change... ya know



if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.

Bobby_Tables #4 Posted 30 December 2018 - 11:39 PM

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The developers cannot push a button if you disable their hand!

Edited by Bobby_Tables, 30 December 2018 - 11:44 PM.

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