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Captain_Underpants53 #21 Posted 23 December 2018 - 02:09 AM

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View PostJAI57ZULU, on 22 December 2018 - 06:56 PM, said:

LOL! That is the best you can do!? What are you a Beta tester an employee or just a troll? Something phony about Captain_Underpants anyway. A member for 19 months with 14687 battles???????? that's averages 773 battles per day. Me thinks your a phoney. Leaning towards a Wargaming troll or a name Wargaming lets it's employees use.

 

I see your math skills match your grammar skills.  'Your' implies possession, 'you're' would be the one you should have used in this context.  Phony is the proper spelling, not 'phoney'.

 

But enough remedial school for one night.

 

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Chuck_norris10 #22 Posted 23 December 2018 - 02:24 AM

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View PostCaptain_Underpants53, on 22 December 2018 - 07:04 PM, said:

 

LOL, but the neighbor has a shotgun!

 

:medal:

 

Or an sks with 1600 rounds in the closet.

 

 


 

Chuck_norris10 #23 Posted 23 December 2018 - 02:28 AM

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I'm gonna blame Hillary for this........whatever you call it.Not quite a diatribe but close.

 

Man up.Respect the random number generator!

 


 

 


 

Chuck_norris10 #24 Posted 23 December 2018 - 02:35 AM

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An RNG or random number generator is what determines if you win on a slot machine or video lottery terminal in a casino or bar.

Obviously the RNG,s have your IP and are focusing on your account.

Torguard anonymizer is ten bucks a month and you will fool those nasty rng's.

 

Your welcome and merry Christmas!

 


 

 


 

Captain_Underpants53 #25 Posted 23 December 2018 - 02:35 AM

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View PostJAI57ZULU, on 22 December 2018 - 07:48 PM, said:

excuse me I got 26 years active duty. So did Captain_Underpants play 14876 games in 19 months???? 773 games a day? LOL try again, boy

 

26 years active duty?  Right  :sceptic:  They would have at least taught you a little bit of math skills even if you were a pot washer in the chow hall all those years.
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Chuck_norris10 #26 Posted 23 December 2018 - 02:38 AM

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View PostCaptain_Underpants53, on 22 December 2018 - 07:35 PM, said:

 

26 years active duty?  Right  :sceptic:  They would have at least taught you a little bit of math skills even if you were a pot washer in the chow hall all those years.

 

He was inverted.

 

 


 

Captain_Underpants53 #27 Posted 23 December 2018 - 05:06 AM

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Maybe if I describe my setup he will understand how I crammed 773 battles a day into 19 months of gameplay.

 

I use three identical rigs at the same time.  All with Intel core i-17 12 core 9.3 GHz CPU.  1024 GB DDR13 memory sticks (8). 12 TB HDD (4).  6 TB PCIi NVMe SSD (2).  GeForce GTXibq 12960 Tx Double SLI 62 GB  (8) GDDTUxp SLI (16).  Three 56 inch HDTV monitors for each rig.  Hotas Supreme Killer Pro joysticks.  Each rig cost about 112,000$ with the optional liquid nitrogen cooling.  But hey, I like to overclock them to 36 GHz on the CPUs and I'm not even sure how high I got the GPUs.  The monitoring software can't go that high.

 

So why do I only have a 62% win rate even with all my buddies at WG helping me cheat                 er, I mean advising me?   I think it lies in the difficulty of running three rigs like this at the same time.  Not to mention how hard it is just to climb into the middle of 9 52 inch monitors.  While I can run two battles at the same time pretty well, the other battle I have to control with my feet doesn't usually go so well.  I am thinking of cutting back to two or even one battle at a time.  If I do you should see my battle per day fall to around a more reasonable 25 per day. 

 

So how do you get a rig setup like this?  Tell WG (as I did) that you are willing to shill for them for lots of money.  I ain't supposed to tell but, hint, $17,50 a month goes a long way when you save for awhile.  So I hope this clears up any confusion (but I doubt it very much).

 

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CorvusCorvax #28 Posted 23 December 2018 - 06:24 AM

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View PostChuck_norris10, on 23 December 2018 - 02:38 AM, said:

 

He was inverted.

 

Upvote for the literal-LOL.

 



Captain_Underpants53 #29 Posted 23 December 2018 - 03:42 PM

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View PostChuck_norris10, on 22 December 2018 - 08:33 PM, said:

People take things for granted these days.

When I was working at the arctic circle and the chopper pilot brought you 2 packs of smokes and a can of coke every friday...it was heaven and I dont even like cola.

I would take that can of coke back to my tent and it was a big deal consuming it.

No roads for thousands of miles,no cel phones....your life meant nothing and the simplest things from the world were cherished.

So a cold can of coke was like the nectar of the gods.

jus sayin.

 

 

But!  There was always a girl behind every palm tree, right?

 

:playing:


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Chuck_norris10 #30 Posted 23 December 2018 - 04:21 PM

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View PostCaptain_Underpants53, on 23 December 2018 - 08:42 AM, said:

 

But!  There was always a girl behind every palm tree, right?

 

:playing:

 

It's called the barrenlands because theres no trees. But I have found pieces of petrified palm trees up there so at one time maybe.

 

 


 

Captain_Underpants53 #31 Posted 23 December 2018 - 06:42 PM

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I was making an old joke from when I was stationed at K.I. Sawyer AFB on the southern shore of Lake Superior.  As you might imagine, we had beaucoup trees, just no palms.  But we did have 12 feet of snow on average every year.  Unfortunately, when you are dressed for that kind of weather it's really hard to tell who the girl is.   :unsure:
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HeadlockMvnky #32 Posted 23 December 2018 - 08:29 PM

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