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pigeon_kicker #1 Posted 26 September 2018 - 08:13 PM

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I am offering 500 in game gold for a good one liner about the end of this video.

No this is not a Crock-O-Crappie, after a couple days it will be over.

Why you ask, I just felt the urge to make myself feel better about it all.... :trollface:

 

 

 

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pyantoryng  Blame the lag! 

Cenotaph My "D" key was stuck...

Bobby_Tables Dammit Persha, you suck

MelBrooks  I had to fart really bad at take off.....sorry.

Virago38 Nope, Game crashed, straight to the Desktop!!!!!

SenatorTH … I'm not hungry!... No, mam!... I do not.. what you're doing! Give me back my joystick! MA-A-A-A-M!!

Vradin Those damn ghost AA bullets from out of nowhere crit my tail again ! :D

Sassover  I was choking on my last bag of Gunlion Brand Peanuts and I didn't have any WG Kool Aid to wash them down with.

Captain_Underpants53 But my Depends was full!

69fordfalcon My own Rockets Blew me up.

Silvin Look Ma: I just made a real-life Persha bot!

_The_Archer_  And that's when Bob knew the Air Force wasn't for him..

CorvusCorvax  Dang it!  Every update, you reset the default control inputs!  WHY????!???

DestroTalon "NICE HACK!!! consider yourself screenshotted and reported!"

Tuesdaysgone I didn't even watch the video, and the fail would be, why are you still playing,  you were Good, when the game was good...

DangerDoskit  The tests for the first land based submarine we're a disaster

Shizzywiznut  This game is so Rigged!

Toggle  5 seconds to Storm Front. Persha Training Videos V2.0

wingman4u  NO!  I said "inverted gull wing"  not "inverted landing"

Perco_lator  FFS!! Your other left Ace.

Greg_Pattinson cant get it up? I swear this never happened before

Deltavee The Hand of Doom is a real thing!

cddlbunny Working as intended just like in the game

LMG  Note to self, don't try a Split-S when flying at low altitudes :sceptic:

comealong1 ****, that packet loss!

MelBrooks Look mom! No Hands!.....oh crap.....

von_Krimm  knew I should have calibrated my joystick

Lou  I blame the cat. When all else fails, blame the cat.

El_Mulo FU team, could you gimme some cover!!!

 


Edited by pigeon_kicker, 28 September 2018 - 09:53 PM.

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pyantoryng #2 Posted 26 September 2018 - 09:10 PM

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Blame the lag! :trollface:

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

pigeon_kicker #3 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:14 PM

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View Postpyantoryng, on 26 September 2018 - 04:10 PM, said:

Blame the lag! :trollface:

 

Best excuse to date... +1

I should make a contest out of it, Ok I talked myself into it.

 

500 gold to the best excuse maker.


Edited by pigeon_kicker, 26 September 2018 - 10:16 PM.

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Cenotaph #4 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:26 PM

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My "D" key was stuck...
I don't want to hurt you... I just want to kill you!

Bobby_Tables #5 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:47 PM

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Dammit Persha, you suck

MelBrooks #6 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:49 PM

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I had to fart really bad at take off.....sorry.

Virago38 #7 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:49 PM

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Nope, Game crashed, straight to the Desktop!!!!!

SenatorTH #8 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:58 PM

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...I'm not hungry!...No, mam!...I do not..what you're doing! Give me back my joystick! MA-A-A-A-M!!

pigeon_kicker #9 Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:59 PM

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View PostCenotaph, on 26 September 2018 - 05:26 PM, said:

My "D" key was stuck...

Dirty finger syndrome lolz, added to entries.

 

 

View PostBobby_Tables, on 26 September 2018 - 05:47 PM, said:

Dammit Persha, you suck

Nice Star Wars reference, added to entries.

 

 

View PostMelBrooks, on 26 September 2018 - 05:49 PM, said:

I had to fart really bad at take off.....sorry.

I thought nerve gas was outlawed, giggle, added to entries.

 

 

View PostVirago38, on 26 September 2018 - 05:49 PM, said:

Nope, Game crashed, straight to the Desktop!!!!!

BwaaaHahaha, added to entries.

 


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Vradin #10 Posted 26 September 2018 - 11:04 PM

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 Those damn ghost AA bullets from out of nowhere crit my tail again ! :D

pigeon_kicker #11 Posted 26 September 2018 - 11:11 PM

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View PostSenatorTH, on 26 September 2018 - 05:58 PM, said:

...I'm not hungry!...No, mam!...I do not..what you're doing! Give me back my joystick! MA-A-A-A-M!!

A perfect real life snag, Added to entries.

 

 

View PostVradin, on 26 September 2018 - 06:04 PM, said:

 Those damn ghost AA bullets from out of nowhere crit my tail again ! :D

13,000 ft out and still getting hit :), Added to entries.

 


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Sassover #12 Posted 26 September 2018 - 11:41 PM

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I was choking on my last bag of Gunlion Brand Peanuts and I didn't have any WG Kool Aid to wash them down with.

 

 


Captain_Underpants53 #13 Posted 26 September 2018 - 11:41 PM

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But my Depends was full!
MSgt, USAF, (ret)

69fordfalcon #14 Posted 26 September 2018 - 11:44 PM

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My own Rockets Blew me up.

Silvin #15 Posted 26 September 2018 - 11:55 PM

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Look Ma: I just made a real-life Persha bot!

My tier 10 vehicles

WoT (12): E 100, Jagdpanzer E 100, E 50 M, G.W. E 100, Object 140, IS-7, Batignolles-Châtillon 25 t, AMX 50 Foch B, AMX 50 Foch (155), AMX 13 105, T57, T110E5

WoWP (6): IL-40P, Me 262 III, F-86A, XF-90, F7U, Me P.1102 B

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Yes, I have tier 10 vehicles of each type in each game. PM me if you have done it as well because I have not yet found someone who has.


_The_Archer_ #16 Posted 27 September 2018 - 12:26 AM

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And that's when Bob knew the Air Force wasn't for him..

 



pigeon_kicker #17 Posted 27 September 2018 - 12:37 AM

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View PostSassover, on 26 September 2018 - 06:41 PM, said:

I was choking on my last bag of Gunlion Brand Peanuts and I didn't have any WG Kool Aid to wash them down with.

, Entry added

 

 

View PostCaptain_Underpants53, on 26 September 2018 - 06:41 PM, said:

But my Depends was full!

But with you being the Captain of Underpants, what about swappin me out now and again... :trollface:, Entry added

 

 

View Post69fordfalcon, on 26 September 2018 - 06:44 PM, said:

My own Rockets Blew me up.

Rule #8 specifically states "One MUST be flying slower than the flying rockets, otherwise you fly into the flying rockets", Entry added

 

 

View PostSilvin, on 26 September 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

Look Ma: I just made a real-life Persha bot!

Another nice Star Wars Whack-A-Mole, Entry added

 


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CorvusCorvax #18 Posted 27 September 2018 - 12:40 AM

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Dang it!  Every update, you reset the default control inputs!  WHY????!???

pigeon_kicker #19 Posted 27 September 2018 - 12:53 AM

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View Post_The_Archer_, on 26 September 2018 - 07:26 PM, said:

And that's when Bob knew the Air Force wasn't for him..

 

, Entry added

 

 

View PostCorvusCorvax, on 26 September 2018 - 07:40 PM, said:

Dang it!  Every update, you reset the default control inputs!  WHY????!???

 , Entry added


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DestroTalon #20 Posted 27 September 2018 - 01:48 AM

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