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FlakValleyExpress #1 Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:42 PM


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It appears what was science fiction is getting weirder and weirder into real life. In order to fund NASA (after he cut their budget BTW) Mr. Trump is now considering doing NASCAR like sponsorship to allow the naming of the NASA Rockets for the right amount of money. :facepalm:



Even Stephen Colbert commented on the proposal




Now the question is what would those slogans be on the side of NASA rockets?


"Viagra – Keeping it up to the moon”
“Drump – Miss me yet?”
“Earl Schub Paint Service – We'll paint any rocket, any color for $19.9 million™”
“God – Well you did ask for a sign”
“<Any State DMV> - Don't text and drive”
“<Any State DMV> - Hello from the other side. Buckle up & Stay alive”
“Tom's Auto service – Free Brake check, Stop here if you can”
“AlllState Insurance – Don't all die at once or we'll go broke”
“Need a lawyer? Better call Saul 505-555-1234”
“Re-elect Mayor Ford 2026”
“GlassMaasters – Show us your crack”
“NASA - We have poor MPG, but we go further on every tank”

"Provo's Privy's - We'll go anywhere"


So what slogans would you guys create for the new proposal for NASA in putting advertising on the side of their rockets?





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BuffaloTime #3 Posted 15 September 2018 - 06:13 PM

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Funding for NASA has been cut by every administration since Nixon. If it weren't for competition with the Soviet Union there wouldn't have been NASA in the first place. We need aliens to show up to generate interest again. Or the ones that are here need to step up.
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Martymart1976 #4 Posted 16 September 2018 - 12:23 AM

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SpiritFoxMY #5 Posted 16 September 2018 - 01:31 AM

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mnbv_fockewulfe #6 Posted 16 September 2018 - 01:49 AM


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View PostSpiritFoxMY, on 16 September 2018 - 01:31 AM, said:

World of Warplanes - "We're kinda desperate now"


The cost of the advertisement would put WOWP out of business.:D

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Captain_Underpants53 #7 Posted 16 September 2018 - 09:29 AM

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