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Captain_Underpants53 #1 Posted 03 August 2018 - 12:00 AM

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Notes from the latest meeting of the Mismanagement Committee

 

Admired Sacred Savior ([edited]), "OK, let's get rolling here!  I got a hot date...............er, I mean I have some stuff to go over with my new secretary."

 

Customer Account Developer (CAD), "That idea for a Communication Manager (CM) to fool..............er, I mean tell the players a bunch of............I mean, let them know we care (snicker, snort) is working like gangbusters.  The futures for pitchforks and torches are way down.  The rabble.........er, I mean the players are temporarily appeased."

 

Lowly Worm, (LW)  But won't they get even angrier if they think we pulled the wool over their eyes?  Won't we have to produce at least some of the promised changes?"

 

CAD, "No worries,  We'll just think of another stalling tactic.............I mean, caring (snicker, snort) ploy to put them off."

 

LW, "But, but............"

 

[edited], "Enough!  Butt me no butts!  Where is Butt Head, anyway?"

 

LW, "He was in the latrine (sigh) throwing up all over the place."

 

[edited], "What a noob!  Can't handle five Exploding Enchiladas at Tex's Ptomaine Palace!  I had eight!  (Sounds of rumbling and roiling coming from his stomach).  Er, meeting adjourned!  Get those latrine cleaning supplies ready LW!" (runs out of the room).

 

LW, "sigh."

 

 

LOL, I never imagined the censor would object to me using a synonym for donkey.


Edited by Captain_Underpants53, 03 August 2018 - 12:02 AM.

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ArrowZ_ #2 Posted 03 August 2018 - 12:09 AM

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This should be a series! :trollface:

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #3 Posted 03 August 2018 - 01:52 AM

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View PostCaptain_Underpants53, on 02 August 2018 - 07:00 PM, said:

Notes from the latest meeting of the Mismanagement Committee

 

Admired Sacred Savior ([edited]), "OK, let's get rolling here!  I got a hot date...............er, I mean I have some stuff to go over with my new secretary."

 

Customer Account Developer (CAD), "That idea for a Communication Manager (CM) to fool..............er, I mean tell the players a bunch of............I mean, let them know we care (snicker, snort) is working like gangbusters.  The futures for pitchforks and torches are way down.  The rabble.........er, I mean the players are temporarily appeased."

classic!

Lowly Worm, (LW)  But won't they get even angrier if they think we pulled the wool over their eyes?  Won't we have to produce at least some of the promised changes?"

 

CAD, "No worries,  We'll just think of another stalling tactic.............I mean, caring (snicker, snort) ploy to put them off."

 

LW, "But, but............"

 

[edited], "Enough!  Butt me no butts!  Where is Butt Head, anyway?"

 

LW, "He was in the latrine (sigh) throwing up all over the place."

 

[edited], "What a noob!  Can't handle five Exploding Enchiladas at Tex's Ptomaine Palace!  I had eight!  (Sounds of rumbling and roiling coming from his stomach).  Er, meeting adjourned!  Get those latrine cleaning supplies ready LW!" (runs out of the room).

 

LW, "sigh."

 

 

LOL, I never imagined the censor would object to me using a synonym for donkey.

 

 


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Captain_Underpants53 #4 Posted 03 August 2018 - 09:32 AM

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View PostArrowZ_, on 02 August 2018 - 07:09 PM, said:

This should be a series! :trollface:

 

Isn't it already?
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mnbv_fockewulfe #5 Posted 03 August 2018 - 03:26 PM

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Second best satire every!:rolleyes:


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