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wscarter007 #21 Posted 25 July 2018 - 09:02 PM

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No reason to be attacking players or clans Prenzlua.  HVAR has some of most active players in the game. 

Prenzlau #22 Posted 25 July 2018 - 09:07 PM

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View PostLambo805, on 25 July 2018 - 01:44 PM, said:

 

Maybe back it down a notch, P. This is a bit overboard as HVAR have never (outside of being frustrating as hell to play against) been an issue, and in fact have been the most helpful clan, to me.

Also, let's face it...WG-CA is likely the most irrelevant clan. We're people who are supposed to know things and do things who aren't allowed to know things, and in turn, cannot do things. 

 

That is from your perspective good sir, and it may seem on the mark from your angle. HVAR does to their credit have a few still dedicated individuals that still fly and are still committed to the forums and the discord channel, and a few part timers, but after that, their clan is withering on the vine. So the level of irrelevancy grows everyday. 

 

"We're people who are supposed to know things and do things who aren't allowed to know things, and in turn, cannot do things." 

 

It's a dysfunctional game with in a game. Things that seem obvious and common place in customer oriented businesses are conspicuously missing here. I plan on elaborating further in an upcoming post. Thanks for looking out.

 

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Cenotaph #23 Posted 25 July 2018 - 09:11 PM

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Wow... you really are mad at us for kicking you outta our Discord (for acting like a self-absorbed lunatic) , huh?

 

It's ok, precious... I'm sure you'll find other people to stalk soon enough.


Edited by Cenotaph, 25 July 2018 - 09:12 PM.

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #24 Posted 25 July 2018 - 10:08 PM

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View PostCenotaph, on 25 July 2018 - 04:11 PM, said:

Wow... you really are mad at us for kicking you outta our Discord (for acting like a self-absorbed lunatic) , huh?

 

It's ok, precious... I'm sure you'll find other people to stalk soon enough.

More SAGA


Edited by Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo, 25 July 2018 - 10:09 PM.

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Bubba_Zanetti #25 Posted 25 July 2018 - 10:14 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 25 July 2018 - 05:08 PM, said:

More SAGA

 

Certainly


Edited by Bubba_Zanetti, 25 July 2018 - 10:16 PM.

 

“The sad truth is that the one thing around here is that we can always rely on is broken promises”& WarMagic the Scattering- Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo █ If a company can't handle the truth based on pixelated facts then they shouldn't be in this industry to begin with. Or stop overreaching at areas where they obviously lack the resources to make a sucess (WOWP)” - ArrowZ_  As it is, this “upgrade” is totally misdirected and completely ignores all player feedback over the past few years.  How this studio continues on with the parent company is a total mystery to me.” - Bobby_Tables  The only thing that will fix this game is for the developers to right click and hit send to trash. - xPALEHORSEx  They've been around a good while and seen a lot of flak so they surely must know what they're doing by now. - Catch21  All wargaming has done in all their games across the board have been stupid and greedy ideas. They are failing as a company so hard. - Veraxu  Maybe Persha should avoid patches with the number 5 in them... - mnbv-fockewulfe  You put the bombsite behind a lock until you get specialist for your bombers? That's just stupid. - comtedumas  claiming victory by fixing your own problems isn't victory, it's low brow chicanery.- TheMadPizzler  Flying games generally don't have broad appeal, and this one has issues and the company tends to pour gasoline those issues, not fix them - _Laserguided_   “I go to RU and (rhymes with git) all over dumb Slavs to express my rage.” - Rando CA  If you want to sell someone a car, you let them take it for a test drive, you don't run them over with it. - Blast_Radius1  My quote + Your signature + Please = Thank You- Prenzlau  Feelings aren't stats, now shut up and go eat tide pods” - Noreaga  “The player online count was removed October 2017 and we don't have plans to return this number to be displayed. That is the decision of the developers team.”- blindfold  After a While it Becomes Tiresome (07.06.15)” - MALICE_AT_BIRTH  “Yes, we can have a place to report all the bugs and then watch as they all get ignored for 6 months” - Gang_Starr █ SonicPariah and blindfold might be listening to us, and sending our ideas along, but Persha sure isn't getting the message.” - CorvusCorvax  They just go on inventing new not-asked-for stuff before fixing what people clearly don't like ...”- GonerNL █ There is a difference between arcade and this roll your face on the keyboard simulator” - Fog_Heavy_Cruiser_Chokai  “The real question of the day: Is there room for one more quote in Bubba‘s signature? I certainly hope so.”- MelBrooks  They had to make some space for your signature” - Marsco


Bobby_Tables #26 Posted 25 July 2018 - 10:16 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 25 July 2018 - 04:08 PM, said:

More SAGA

 

Happy to oblige:

Wait, did you mean more Sega or saga?  

 


Edited by Bobby_Tables, 25 July 2018 - 10:18 PM.


Cenotaph #27 Posted 25 July 2018 - 10:19 PM

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I think we can all agree, that everyone needs more Saiga... (AA-12 is better, but it doesn't fit the current theme)   Especially Prenzlau

 

 

 

View Postwscarter007, on 25 July 2018 - 01:02 PM, said:

 HVAR has some of most active players in the game. 

 

Actually, on this I'm afraid he's fairly accurate... 2.0.5 absolutely murdered our clan... only 2-4 actives now.

 

You can only tell a company that the most important thing they could be doing per patch, is -FIX THE BUGS- so many times before you just kinda give up.

 

"We've got new events that you'll need to grind your life away to get anywhere in!"

 

-Fix the bugs-

 

"Here's another grind fest event for female pilots, something people expressed an interest in EVERYONE having a chance to get, but we're only giving away 10 of each, and atleast 6 will be won by people who already own them"

 

-Oh, ok... that seems really unfair... have you fixed any bugs? Like the chat window game crash that's been around for months?!-

 

"Here's a totally new equipment system... it's great"

 

-No, it's really grindy, and not even a finished system... way too random, way too few rewards, and making people HAVE to win means EVERYONE is going to be playing OP planes to try and farm... this is going to be very toxic for casual players and people working on new lines... BUG FIXES?!?!?!?!?!? And stop using the broken maps for Attrition mode... it can't be that hard!-

 

"Here's a new sound patch, you'll love it!"

 

-No, we hate it... did you fix any god damned bugs yet? Like the broken Vulcan cannon... in a patch about sounds?!?-


Edited by Cenotaph, 26 July 2018 - 01:04 AM.

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HEAVEYGEAR #28 Posted 25 July 2018 - 11:10 PM

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Is Wargamings time almost up..........
 

 


Edited by HEAVEYGEAR, 25 July 2018 - 11:12 PM.



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Prenzlau #29 Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:36 AM

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View PostCenotaph, on 25 July 2018 - 03:11 PM, said:

Wow... you really are mad at us for kicking you outta our Discord (for acting like a self-absorbed lunatic) , huh?

 

It's ok, precious... I'm sure you'll find other people to stalk soon enough.

 

Some people might have thought that I was silently observing the HVAR discord for many months (as a guest) because I was trying to catch them cheating, but that could not be further from the truth. I actually was trying to solve "The Riddle of the HVAR". Ok, so here is the riddle.... How many virgins can you stuff into one discord? The answer... More than I thought...

I kept my silence for a long time, because I did not want to become the defacto babysitter. It felt like going back in time, in my case about 35 years, and hanging out in someone's clubhouse or tree fort. Lots of cool subjects like whose got the worst algebra teacher, whose getting their braces off first, and lots and lots of cartoons. I'm a great father to my kids, I guess if I would have tried I could have stepped into that role. 

Not the adult world I'm used to living in. I don't hold any grudges, and I'm not angry at all. I found the levels of self-righteousness, narcissistic attitudes, and lack of life experiences par for the course for the age group. The officers are high schoolers so the leadership is chaotic and often missing. It took half a year for 4 members to be promoted from recruit to junior officer, and none of those members have been playing in recent time. Tough to move up the old ladder. 

People can have their own opinions about HVAR and that's ok by me. I've been their Dr. Jane Goodall, for many months, so they can squawk, throw brush around and fling as much poo as they want, I know better. 

 

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f16falcona46 #30 Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:45 AM

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View PostPrenzlau, on 26 July 2018 - 12:36 AM, said:

Ok, so here is the riddle.... How many virgins can you stuff into one discord? 

As of 6 July, 2018, one fewer than before...



Cenotaph #31 Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:47 AM

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Funny, because both SonicPariah and Eekeeboo are members of our Discord (still) and have access to all the same content you had...

 

I wonder if their experience mirrors your own... or if, perhaps, you are attempting to invent things to make yourself look favorable.


Edited by Cenotaph, 26 July 2018 - 12:54 AM.

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Prenzlau #32 Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:55 AM

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View PostCenotaph, on 25 July 2018 - 06:47 PM, said:

perhaps, you are attempting to invent things to make yourself look favorable.

 

Prenzlau shakes his head.... Child, I don't need or even care if I look favorable! (laughing loudly)

 

I give you high marks for making me laugh... you think I'm trying to look good? 

 

Prenzlau walks away... laughing hysterically....

 

 


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Cenotaph #33 Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:58 AM

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Older than you are, I'll wager... but keep up with your feeble attempts at portraying yourself as superior by calling me "child".

 

I'm certain nobody sees through you...


Edited by Cenotaph, 26 July 2018 - 12:59 AM.

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Reitousair #34 Posted 26 July 2018 - 01:46 AM

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This thread certainly doesn't fail to deliver :popcorn:

I do fly Chinese aircraft a fair amount so... *ahem*

CHINA NUMBAH WAN

 

I even made a custom skin for my IL-10M!

 


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:)

 


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:trollface::):popcorn::trollface::popcorn::teethhappy::popcorn:

Bobby_Tables #37 Posted 26 July 2018 - 02:34 AM

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View PostPrenzlau, on 25 July 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

 

Prenzlau shakes his head.... Child, I don't need or even care if I look favorable! (laughing loudly)

 

I give you high marks for making me laugh... you think I'm trying to look good? 

 

Prenzlau walks away... laughing hysterically....

 

 

 

[Read this while imagining a beatnik drum in the background.  Free form poetry people, you won't get this in many places.]

 

Bobby_Tables walks away to the bathroom to see himself in the mirror.  Yes, he is a person. 

 

Bobby_Tables then gets himself some Smoked Bacon Almonds from Fisher Nuts (crossthread to SnackMan) and downs about 5 of them before taking a swig outta his Dogfish Head IPA.  Bobby_Tables then comtemplates why he is talking about himself in the first person. 

 

Bobby_Tables takes a Xanax and folds into a blissful singularity.  Bobby_Tables is happy.  Bobby_Tables wonders why everyone else is unhappy.  Bobby_Tables wonders if the game is not contributing to toxicity. 

 

Bobby_Tables forgets to care, the Xanax has kicked in.  Bobby_Tables goes to play his GA so he can blow stuff up.  Bobby_Tables has left the building.  Bobby_Tables is signing out yet keeps on playing on auto-pilot.  

 

Bobby_Tables wants to know why?  Why is everyone so angry?  Bobby_Tables chills to great music to avoid the annoying new bullet sounds.  Bobby_Tables is chill.  Bobby_Tables says live and let live until I have you in my sights.  

 

Bobby_Tables is righteous without being a righteous blankhead.  Bobby_Tables likes corn on the cob as long as it comes from a farm stand and is fresh and then cooked on the grill.  

 

Bobby_Tables likes Georgia Freestone peaches which he purchases from a truck that comes up to his Midwest neighborhood twice per year.  Bobby_Tables make a cobbler.  It is good.  He is happy.  His family is happy.  They sleep, Bobby_Tables plays the game. 

 

Bobby_Tables passes out because the IPA is like 11% and it goes down like Miller Light.  He is sad.  He wanted to play 50+ games but only got in 3. 

 

Bobby_Tables is an idiot.  


Edited by Bobby_Tables, 26 July 2018 - 03:00 AM.


SOLxCAT32 #38 Posted 26 July 2018 - 03:16 AM

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View PostPrenzlau, on 25 July 2018 - 06:36 PM, said:

The officers are high schoolers so the leadership is chaotic and often missing. It took half a year for 4 members to be promoted from recruit to junior officer, and none of those members have been playing in recent time. Tough to move up the old ladder. 

People can have their own opinions about HVAR and that's ok by me. I've been their Dr. Jane Goodall, for many months, so they can squawk, throw brush around and fling as much poo as they want, I know better. 

 

Prenzlau

lol no. Also, implying that rank matters in any clan in this game is some of the funniest stuff I've heard all week. Thanks for making my day with your sheer level of obliviousness and raw idiocy. 


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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #39 Posted 26 July 2018 - 03:43 AM

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so last time in Paris I met up with doctor friend and we were discussing patients

seems my friend had been treating a man named Monsieur Bon Er'breath

he had a minor case of multiple personality disorder that was easily controlled with medication

here is the interesting part... when the patient thought he was lonely he would skip his dose

so I asked my colleague why...

he laughed and said it was because the patients other personality was more interesting to him

I ask why would the fellow want to live a lie

... "well Ace, a narcissist loves himself in that state more than reality and sanity"

it kind of made sense...

Boobie... pass the xanax and 60 minute IPA

 

 


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


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View PostPrenzlau, on 25 July 2018 - 09:02 AM, said:

 

An irrelevant post by an irrelevant player from an irrelevant clan who now has nothing more to do but become irrelevant in the forums. 

 

Prenzlau

 

I looked up a few synonyms for you just to add a little garnish to your post:

self-important, imperious, overbearing, domineering, magisterial, pontifical, sententious, grandiose, affected, pretentious, puffed up, arrogant, vain, haughty, proud, conceited, egotistic, supercilious, condescending, patronizing;

 

The original word was "pompous."

 

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