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ArrowZ_ #1 Posted 23 July 2018 - 03:30 AM

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Game's getting stale so... it's riddle time! Whoever answers best wins and follows with the next riddle. No 100% correct answer & just for the lols.

 

I'll go first:

 

"How many bug reports does it take to fix a bug?"


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Reitousair #2 Posted 23 July 2018 - 03:36 AM

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It takes one bug report to get a bug exposed and promptly fixed.

 

It takes an indefinite amount of bug reports to get Persha to fix anything. Why? Because they just slip the untranslated reports under Vladimir's door for him to translate while he's busy being the QA tester. Unfortunately they haven't opened up his room after they locked the door and he's been dead for months, if not years.


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Bobby_Tables #3 Posted 23 July 2018 - 04:40 AM

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MelBrooks #4 Posted 23 July 2018 - 04:50 AM

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View PostArrowZ_, on 22 July 2018 - 10:30 PM, said:

Game's getting stale so... it's riddle time! Whoever answers best wins and follows with the next riddle. No 100% correct answer & just for the lols.

 

I'll go first:

 

"How many bug reports does it take to fix a bug?"

 

Undefinable.....these buggers are still sending them in without a resolution...…

 



Perco_lator #5 Posted 23 July 2018 - 05:23 AM

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How many devs does it take to ruin a potentially great game but never seem to be able to fix simple bugs.

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ArrowZ_ #6 Posted 23 July 2018 - 05:37 AM

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Yep as I expected all hilarious posts. Damn you all.I'll give this one to reitousair. Sorry boys! Next riddle goes to you mate. Fire away! :izmena:

 

Mine was: None. They all get backlogged by the amount of complaints/bugs sent. So by the time that bug report Comes in it's already buried in the abyss. 


Edited by ArrowZ_, 23 July 2018 - 05:39 AM.

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Reitousair #7 Posted 23 July 2018 - 06:26 AM

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Alright, well... hmm... I'm quite bad at riddles but let's see if I can come up with a decent one.

 

"How does the J8M utilize its engine slots?"


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LMG #8 Posted 23 July 2018 - 06:29 AM

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I spot two bugs in the morning

I spot two bugs at night

I spot two bugs in the afternoon, it makes me feel uptight

I spot two bugs in times of peace, and two in times of war

I spot two bugs before I spot two bugs

And then I spot two more

 

Lets see who knows what song that's based off :bajan:


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Bobby_Tables #9 Posted 23 July 2018 - 08:13 AM

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View PostReitousair, on 23 July 2018 - 12:26 AM, said:

Alright, well... hmm... I'm quite bad at riddles but let's see if I can come up with a decent one.

 

"How does the J8M utilize its engine slots?"

 

By pimping them out on the streets of San Francisco. 

 

Oh wait, engine slots... I thought you said engine [edited].  


Edited by Bobby_Tables, 23 July 2018 - 08:14 AM.


ArrowZ_ #10 Posted 23 July 2018 - 08:36 AM

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I now regret not putting a one riddle per post rule... Oops :trollface:

 

Feel free to answer the other riddle submitted by perco and LMG. Let the noggin scratching begin! 


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Edward_Thache #11 Posted 23 July 2018 - 01:16 PM

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View PostArrowZ_, on 22 July 2018 - 10:30 PM, said:

Game's getting stale so... it's riddle time! Whoever answers best wins and follows with the next riddle. No 100% correct answer & just for the lols.

 

I'll go first:

 

"How many bug reports does it take to fix a bug?"

 

​What bugs?

Bubba_Zanetti #12 Posted 23 July 2018 - 03:13 PM

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View PostLMG, on 23 July 2018 - 01:29 AM, said:

I spot two bugs in the morning

I spot two bugs at night

I spot two bugs in the afternoon, it makes me feel uptight

I spot two bugs in times of peace, and two in times of war

I spot two bugs before I spot two bugs

And then I spot two more

 

Lets see who knows what song that's based off :bajan:

 

Its bugging me..and I can’t get this out of my head even if it’s wrong

 


 

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Perco_lator #13 Posted 23 July 2018 - 03:51 PM

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View PostLMG, on 23 July 2018 - 02:29 AM, said:

I spot two bugs in the morning

I spot two bugs at night

I spot two bugs in the afternoon, it makes me feel uptight

I spot two bugs in times of peace, and two in times of war

I spot two bugs before I spot two bugs

And then I spot two more

 

Lets see who knows what song that's based off :bajan:

 


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