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on_jonr #1 Posted 23 February 2018 - 12:33 PM

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These are a few actual experiences:

  • Your wife asks if this is your new job.
  • When you see an airplane outside and you start calculating attack angles.
  • You get vertigo when you close your eyes due to seeing spinning dives.


pyantoryng #2 Posted 23 February 2018 - 12:43 PM

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You are wishing you have all these planes for use on your WoWS carriers...

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

SpiritFoxMY #3 Posted 23 February 2018 - 01:58 PM

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You're wishing you were FLYING all those planes from your WoWs carrier

***

But a truce to this mournful story

For death is a distant friend

So here's to a life of glory

And a laurel to crown each end


poisonousblood #4 Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:03 PM

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well i started to make a lot of paper planes using my billing receipts 

Edited by poisonousblood, 23 February 2018 - 02:04 PM.


blackmustang5 #5 Posted 23 February 2018 - 02:08 PM

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When you are sitting in traffic and wishing you had 4 20's to clear a path.

on_jonr #6 Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:01 PM

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Oh yea, I forgot one.
When you are using in-flight chat because hanger chat never works and you find out you were only chatting with bots. But they were chatting back?

pyantoryng #7 Posted 23 February 2018 - 03:11 PM

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When Planes start to mingle with your mind...

 

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WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

NorthernPorter #8 Posted 23 February 2018 - 04:18 PM

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When you pretend your car's gear stick has a gun trigger on it and you're shooting the other cars off the highway. :playing:

clodhoppr #9 Posted 23 February 2018 - 04:23 PM

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When you race someone across the parking lot in order to cap the sector first!!

pyantoryng #10 Posted 23 February 2018 - 04:32 PM

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When you pretend to wear oxygen mask when playing Tanks or Ships high tier match...

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

Martymart1976 #11 Posted 23 February 2018 - 09:18 PM

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When you look outside on a stormy day and announce loudly to all in hearing range, " There is a squall line coming, do you read me?"

mnbv_fockewulfe #12 Posted 23 February 2018 - 09:59 PM

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When you know the chat's been down only because you read the forum.


 

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Be sure to check your logic privileges before posting on the forum.

 

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Soylent_Red_Isnt_People #13 Posted 23 February 2018 - 10:46 PM

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You try to fly the plane when viewing streamed matches, going so far as to put hands on keyboard & mouse or whatnot.


"If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase ya.... Maybe it's two miles...."   ---   "You wanna play it soft, we'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard, let's play it hard."

 

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''Under control? You're grabbing a f**king bazooka, you dumba**!''


gerr22 #14 Posted 24 February 2018 - 04:04 AM

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when your grandson 2 years old calls you grandpa plane

trikke #15 Posted 25 February 2018 - 01:51 PM

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hands down funniest thread so far in 2018!
Spittoon says #smarterpilotswinmore

LMG #16 Posted 26 February 2018 - 06:28 AM

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You watch old WWII footage of IL-2 strafing runs and keep yelling "you're doing it wrong!" :angry:


Edited by LMG, 26 February 2018 - 06:40 AM.

This is my IL-2 (t). There are many like it, but this one is mine. :child:

Landsraad #17 Posted 26 February 2018 - 06:45 AM

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When you're wishing your friend in WoWs could park his Atlanta or Cleveland next to the objective and melt enemy planes with his AA.

pyantoryng #18 Posted 26 February 2018 - 11:30 AM

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When you are wondering why a lot of 1000lb bombs from your dive bombers won't sink a ship in WoWS...

 

Fun fact: 1000lbers are upper-level ordnance in WoWP and they can even sink a Yamato (representative of main target) in 1.9 version with a well-placed strike.



WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

on_jonr #19 Posted 28 February 2018 - 10:26 AM

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Woke up in brief panic when I saw this. I thought I was being rammed head-on and no escape. :ohmy:

 

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Edited by on_jonr, 28 February 2018 - 10:32 AM.


pyantoryng #20 Posted 28 February 2018 - 10:38 AM

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View Poston_jonr, on 28 February 2018 - 10:26 AM, said:

 

Woke up in brief panic when I saw this. I thought I was being rammed head-on and no escape. :ohmy:

 

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Must be a Griffon Spitfire...:amazed:

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.




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