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FlakValleyExpress #1 Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:46 PM


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Reckitt Benckiser, the parent company of Durex condoms has released in China a version of WoT condoms, the slogan is "Fire at me"


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What amazed me was this excerpt:


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Rumor is that WGNA and WGEU are already interested in copying it.


Please tell me this is a hoax. So the next question is, will we see a WoWP version of these too? I wonder if their slogan would be "Bombs Away"? :trollface: Will there be other "toys" licensed out that will be sold in the future too? I wonder what is going on? Are times that bad? 


This has been noted here too on the WoT forums 

Edited by FlakValleyExpress, 12 February 2018 - 08:48 PM.

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mnbv_fockewulfe #2 Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:57 PM


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I was having a nice day before I read this post. :facepalm:

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Catch21 #3 Posted 12 February 2018 - 09:02 PM

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The mind just boggles at what WoP's legendary Quality Assurance Program would do if handed a project like this. Diapers anyone?

pyantoryng #4 Posted 12 February 2018 - 09:03 PM


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RAM ME! :trollface:

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
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LOL... what was that other term for sailors?

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #6 Posted 12 February 2018 - 10:32 PM


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the angle that hasn't been addressed and that I find the most humorous...

games like this are played by people who rarely use or have a need for that product

let's be honest... you don't meet a lot of willing sex partners in your mom's basement...

errr, bachelor pad



if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.

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Soylent_Red_Isnt_People #8 Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:37 PM

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View PostFlakValleyExpress, on 12 February 2018 - 06:46 PM, said:

So the next question is, will we see a WoWP version of these too? I wonder if their slogan would be "Bombs Away"?

What about ''Crop-dust with attitude.'' if not ''Chat with your friends and pester your nemeses.'' or ''You cannot win.''


I'm sure many of y'all have seen this Warships vid on youtube ads:

Features such classy lines as ''Shoot at water!'' & ''Avenge the Titanic.''

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Zapperguy #9 Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:43 PM

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Try WoWP Condoms, for those times when you want to "play" alone.



Dsembr_Rein #10 Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:11 PM

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Chinese-made WoT condoms? I'd have guessed the slogan would be "Penetration! That one went right through!"

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