So my last one got deleted and I was given a warning because I told the devs their skill level in development lawls.. ok fair enough. I used to work for Wargaming. I know how they are, but my anger got the better of me. It even says in the EULA that you don't insult or say anything negative about the devs, you must always treat them like perfect gods that can do no wrong. Alright, fair enough. Their game their rules.
So lets try this again, this time while I kiss the devs and tell them how much I love getting screwed.
So previously I quit WoWs because of a bug I got. The event when the first bombers were released in 2.0, I got a bug where the event wouldn't update. It was lsomething like get 1k capture points for 2 gold tokens.. Wouldn't budge past that point. I played for a week, nothing.. 0/1,000 points... I got pretty upset because I had over half the bomber parts, then this happens... Thanks WGing made me feel special inside.
I sent in tickets, with no response.
I uninstalled..
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Decided to try again, saw an Albion event was going on. Perfect time to try again right?
30 minutes to Albion Event, sweet I thought. Read the in-game information about it, which told me almost nothing about it. (I love how inherently un descriptive and unhelpful everything is about the event, etc. The constant guessing on everything keeps me on my toes!)
So the time flips over, a screen pops up I choose Axis, and click Play.. I get put into 5 normal matches.. A little confused as I thought I was supposed to be getting points, or seeing points.. But nothing is happening just normal matches. I made sure i was playing the appropriate aircraft. My BF 109 tier V.. Yea everything checks out, the plane even had a special little tag next to it showing me it was indeed good for the event.. I played for 2 hours, and agian nothing special... well this certainly is disappointingly dull...
I logged off to eat, came back 30 mins later.. oh wait.. whats this? 39,000/45,000 points.. wait.. THIS is albion? I play 2 more matches.... oooh ALBION matches.. so THIS is what I was suppossed to be getting those last 2 hours... Thanks WGing!
So I got 1 loot crate.. and literally 2, 5 miinute matches... The matches were such a complete steam roll in favor of the allies... Axis bots flying in circles by themselves, while the allied bots systematically jumped from 1 objective to the next at the same time, focusing down the same targets... Both matches ended up the same. I spawn in at the start, go to an objective shoot down 2 planes, get dog piled by 5, respawn, and the game is literally over... LITERALLY over.. starting at the end result screen... 5-8 minute matches at best.... with 1 spawn, and getting shot down.. I didn't spend longer than a minute at the objective after my first spawn that's how fast the matches were....
This is a joke right? super early April Fools day?