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StoptheViolins #21 Posted 04 January 2018 - 11:23 AM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 04 January 2018 - 12:14 AM, said:

 

you and violins should make a logic interpreter that we could use to gain a deeper understanding to what you said

oh well...

 

 

Why drag my name into your mess?  I didn't even reply to this thread til now.



Catch21 #22 Posted 04 January 2018 - 12:01 PM

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View PostSilvin, on 04 January 2018 - 06:46 AM, said:

Of course the ticket I filed went nowhere, just as I expected.

No, no, it went to WoP's Quality Assurance Department, which one could argue is the same destination you mention.

View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 04 January 2018 - 05:14 AM, said:

you and violins should make a logic interpreter that we could use...

This should go to the aforementioned Department too, by God they could use it. And don't worry about initial bugs, just get it there ASAP, they'll sort it.



cddlbunny #23 Posted 04 January 2018 - 01:05 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 04 January 2018 - 02:18 AM, said:

thank you... that was well explained... and correct

 

 

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View PostDestroyer_Suzukaze, on 04 January 2018 - 02:53 AM, said:

 

You can fly the plane while operating the turret. All you have to do is map a key for pitch up and down. Try mapping pitch up to up arrow, pitch down to down arrow, roll right right arrow, roll left left arrow. 

 

You can fly. And shoot withe the mouse.

 

And if you run into the side of a hill in a bomber that should be above 2500m something is wrong

 

​No it is usually low ones or the sides of something or another. That is a good suggestion for that about flying and shooting at the same time.

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #25 Posted 04 January 2018 - 02:29 PM

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View PostStoptheViolins, on 04 January 2018 - 06:23 AM, said:

 

Why drag my name into your mess?  I didn't even reply to this thread til now.

 

I love it when you post... we all add character and spice in our own way...

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Edited by Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo, 04 January 2018 - 02:30 PM.

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #26 Posted 04 January 2018 - 02:47 PM

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View Postvcharng, on 04 January 2018 - 04:36 AM, said:

"Destroy the reqd number of aircrafts in one battle, 0/2"

Have an year of experience in gaming and you should be able to understand that it means destroy two in one battle for once.

It's like saying "destroy the following number of bad guys in one battle: 2"

It's a weird grammar commonly seen in gaming as this makes it easier to code and localize, as you can just leave the numbers be and only deal with the sentence. If you put the number into the sentence you will need to insert a piece of code/markup/tag (the term is different on different platforms) in order to allow the numbers to adapt to different similar sentences in the game.

 

wrong and not true in WG Missions

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 03 January 2018 - 07:03 PM, said:

none of the requirements have any description attached to them... nothing is clickable for more info..

Destroy the required number of aerial targets with turret fire in a single battle...

OK< How the hell many is that... 2 or 20??? Geezis...

 

Participate in capturing the required number of sectors...

OK< How the hell many is that... 2 or 20??? Geezis...

 

Earn the Lang metal 3x

OK< What the hell is the requirement for that...??? Geezis...

 

What am I missing here... these writers cannot really be so lazy that they didn't attach simple tags to the mission for requirements...

This has to be an oversight by me... right, lol

 

 

 

Is it just me or are WG-designed missions as head-scratchingly-confusing as they are nearly-impossible to complete without spending money?

 

Surely it's just me, right guys? Right?:hiding:


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View Postlegoboy0401, on 04 January 2018 - 05:35 PM, said:

 

Is it just me or are WG-designed missions as head-scratchingly-confusing as they are nearly-impossible to complete without spending money?

 

Surely it's just me, right guys? Right?:hiding:

 

Tokens is available for purchase...see where they're going with that? :kamikaze:

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
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StoptheViolins #29 Posted 04 January 2018 - 07:46 PM

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Dunno the kill 2 aerial targets is in the Daily mission mix as well.  I only kill that many when I am not trying.  The rest of the time I couldn't when I tried.  Best approach is to use a Me 265 or similar, go hunt down some russian GAs, wear them down to 5% health and finish them off with the tail gun.



Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #30 Posted 05 January 2018 - 02:21 AM

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I believe the game is speaking to me...

it's much worse in my sleep...

 


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


StoptheViolins #31 Posted 05 January 2018 - 05:27 AM

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I thought you had to earn the Star of Lenin 4 times... /Ducks

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 04 January 2018 - 09:21 PM, said:

I believe the game is speaking to me...

it's much worse in my sleep...

 

 

​if you start saying Rosebud in your sleep, let me know so I can bolt the doors.....:hiding:

Izgoy0899 #33 Posted 05 January 2018 - 01:07 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 04 January 2018 - 10:03 AM, said:

none of the requirements have any description attached to them... nothing is clickable for more info..

Destroy the required number of aerial targets with turret fire in a single battle...

OK< How the hell many is that... 2 or 20??? Geezis...

 

Participate in capturing the required number of sectors...

OK< How the hell many is that... 2 or 20??? Geezis...

 

Earn the Lang metal 3x

OK< What the hell is the requirement for that...??? Geezis...

 

What am I missing here... these writers cannot really be so lazy that they didn't attach simple tags to the mission for requirements...

This has to be an oversight by me... right, lol

 

 

 

Would this be a bad time to say I got this bomber free in a gift box without any of these hoops to jump through? 

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #34 Posted 05 January 2018 - 02:12 PM

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View Postmedoyehd, on 05 January 2018 - 08:07 AM, said:

 

Would this be a bad time to say I got this bomber free in a gift box without any of these hoops to jump through? 

 

nope... it's the way it should be... I'm so hap, hap happy for you I could tap dance...

heck... it's the happiest Christmas Event since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny flipping Kaye

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I spent 75 tokens because my blood pressure was getting to unsafe levels

 

 

 


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


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View PostMARS_REVENANT, on 03 January 2018 - 11:54 PM, said:

 

Have you tried skirt blowing?  I heard that is key to pleasing the unintelligible.

 

is that a 'thing' now?      i'm so old  

 

oh wait... do you mean something like that Marilyn Monroe street vent scene in that old movie

 

i was too young 


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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 05 January 2018 - 02:21 AM, said:

I believe the game is speaking to me...

it's much worse in my sleep...

 

 

My 109TL mission kept on speaking to me too even after disappearing for a week or so...:unsure:

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #37 Posted 06 January 2018 - 03:28 AM

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View Postpyantoryng, on 05 January 2018 - 10:06 PM, said:

 

My 109TL mission kept on speaking to me too even after disappearing for a week or so...:unsure:

 

it may be in the master plan pyan

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


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Mine is ground targets. It's a bit like counting sheep as you drift off, but it turns into a nightmare when you realize it's some huge number in a single sitting and you have to win too.

 


Edited by Catch21, 06 January 2018 - 11:43 AM.


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View PostCatch21, on 06 January 2018 - 06:42 AM, said:

Mine is ground targets. It's a bit like counting sheep as you drift off, but it turns into a nightmare when you realize it's some huge number in a single sitting and you have to win too.

 

 

​Sounds like you got the Ju88A or whatever it is. Yes that was nightmare missions and I let it go rather than tear out great clumps of hair. It is funny that when the game starts up that the first thing that you see down the bottom of the screen like you still have a chance at completing it.




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