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You guys want a recruitment post......fine!.....bunch on whiners


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MelBrooks #1 Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:04 PM

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We do not actively recruit and never have. You can not have a thin skin. You need some skill in the game, or sarcasm from other members is non-stop. If you do not have skills but buy drinks and have a quick wit, that will work too. This is basically a collection of cantankerous middle aged men, with a few exceptions, who ridicule each other far more than the other players in the game. If you are not scared off yet, put on your Kevlar and stop by. There, you schmucks happy now?

BuffaloTime #2 Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:12 PM

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Recruiting - "to engage in finding and attracting employees, new members, students, athletes, etc."

 

Is that what you are doing? :D

 

 



MelBrooks #3 Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:17 PM

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Last time I tried to attract someone was my wife, and she's latched on for 28 years like a bad case of gout.

Donby #4 Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:39 PM

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I TAKE IT, SHE DOESNT READ THIS FORUM?

Rosebud #5 Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:41 PM

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You've always had a quick wit Melbrooks...good luck with the recruiting...<o


 


Diablo_Hertz #6 Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:49 PM

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lol

There is a fine line between cleaverness and cowardice, wich i DON'T care..

 


Cdn_Avro #7 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:00 PM

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Wow sounds exactly right.  The one thing he forgot to mention was that Ace is our bouncer.  You must fly with him, die with him and drink with him.

I know they are all kind of the same.


 

Recruits?  We don't need no stinking recruits unless they look like this.


 



Donby #8 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:07 PM

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View PostCdn_Avro, on 24 April 2017 - 04:00 PM, said:

Wow sounds exactly right.  The one thing he forgot to mention was that Ace is our bouncer.  You must fly with him, die with him and drink with him.

I know they are all kind of the same.


 

Recruits?  We don't need no stinking recruits unless they look like this.


 

 

yes I do,but ive got a beard!

The_World_Needs_A_Hero #9 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:16 PM

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You can invite me. I'll even be good on the forums...maybe...oh wait. Nevermind :-)



MARS_REVENANT #10 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:23 PM

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View PostDonby, on 24 April 2017 - 11:07 AM, said:

 

yes I do,but ive got a beard!

 

Most of the female pilots on this forum do.  The trick is to not forget you have your TS on voice activation, and your voice modulator set to normal.  Either that or pretend you have moved back to Brazil to be with Mack.

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Quesnel #11 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:37 PM

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View PostCdn_Avro, on 24 April 2017 - 04:00 PM, said:

Wow sounds exactly right.  The one thing he forgot to mention was that Ace is our bouncer.  You must fly with him, die with him and drink with him.

I know they are all kind of the same.


 

Recruits?  We don't need no stinking recruits unless they look like this.


 

 

Even if she isn't a real pilot or a player, I bet she has shot down more guys then the top players of this game.


Mackunaima #12 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:49 PM

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View PostCdn_Avro, on 24 April 2017 - 01:00 PM, said:

Wow sounds exactly right.  The one thing he forgot to mention was that Ace is our bouncer.  You must fly with him, die with him and drink with him.

I know they are all kind of the same.


 

Recruits?  We don't need no stinking recruits unless they look like this.


 

 

This girl is Ana Hickmann, she was my neigjboor and I worked with her sister Julia Hickman and I think her sister is more beautifull and for sure more kind.

 

this photo was taked doing some advertisemnt for russia against Islamic state.

 

The only thing I know she can handle prety good is an stick, but never was mine ... :unsure:

 

So, would you be better pick me :P.. and I know how to handle my stick.. :bajan:


Edited by Mackunaima, 24 April 2017 - 05:02 PM.

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #13 Posted 24 April 2017 - 05:46 PM

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if you read between the lines/intentions of OP you all will see that we ARE NOT recruiting... the only way into this hell is to sneak in and stick around like a non discerning stray cat looking for a home

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Disgruntled_WoWP_Vet #14 Posted 24 April 2017 - 06:26 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 24 April 2017 - 05:46 PM, said:

 the only way into this hell is to sneak in and stick around like a non discerning stray cat looking for a home

 

That's what she said!


You either die a Community Ace, or live long enough to get SICK and become a Community Clown. 

Cdn_Avro #15 Posted 24 April 2017 - 08:53 PM

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Yes to get me in the clan there were photos taken which I can't discuss.

When they promoted me I declined but the photos were quickly brought up again promotion accepted.

It's the only clan where you don't want a promotion.


 


 


 



MelBrooks #16 Posted 24 April 2017 - 10:26 PM

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View PostCdn_Avro, on 24 April 2017 - 03:53 PM, said:

Yes to get me in the clan there were photos taken which I can't discuss.

When they promoted me I declined but the photos were quickly brought up again promotion accepted.

It's the only clan where you don't want a promotion.


 


 


 

 

We told you not to get in the car with megabee......

clodhoppr #17 Posted 24 April 2017 - 10:37 PM

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I only stay in this clan because the pay is so good...

MALICE_AT_BIRTH #18 Posted 24 April 2017 - 10:38 PM

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #19 Posted 24 April 2017 - 10:39 PM

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View PostMelBrooks, on 24 April 2017 - 05:26 PM, said:

 

We told you not to get in the car with megabee......

 

as I planted a gopro into a 12 pack of natty ice (with'a peeker hole) ... it's nice having a painter on call

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Cdn_Avro #20 Posted 24 April 2017 - 11:01 PM

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Megabee he said it would be incognito next thing I know we are on stage.


Edited by Cdn_Avro, 24 April 2017 - 11:01 PM.





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