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Zapperguy #1 Posted 16 March 2017 - 12:41 PM

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I think the ground beneath was unscathed.

 


 

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pyantoryng #2 Posted 16 March 2017 - 12:52 PM

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Must've stuck right in the middle and the contact fuze triggered...:amazed:

WoWP makes a great jousting game...especially with the 262 and people busy in furballs...
I am deaf, silent, and fly with unrealistic controls. Do not count on me to carry - my back's already broken from overweight.

mnbv_fockewulfe #3 Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:02 PM

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HA HA! Brilliant. :medal:


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_Warchylde_ #4 Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:14 PM

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:ohmy:  How do those tiny tree branches hold up a 500 kg bomb like that???? :amazed:

Edited by _Warchylde_, 16 March 2017 - 03:48 PM.

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #5 Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:16 PM

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Wow, you are great at that... teach me... :great:

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Zapperguy #6 Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:50 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 16 March 2017 - 08:16 AM, said:

Wow, you are great at that... teach me... :great:

 

It's a piece of cake, just 3 easy steps:

  • Draw them in
  • Drop a bomb
  • KA-BOOM!!!

 

No charge for the first lesson.

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Zapperguy #8 Posted 16 March 2017 - 01:56 PM

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View PostTexthor, on 16 March 2017 - 08:51 AM, said:

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As a matter of fact, I lost that battle, Tex. Get a new line; that one's old and inaccurate.

 

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Texthor #9 Posted 16 March 2017 - 02:18 PM

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4-5 aircraft destroyed by a flying tank we all see over and over........much better than many light fighters can do.....I call that a win

Zapperguy #10 Posted 16 March 2017 - 02:33 PM

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View PostTexthor, on 16 March 2017 - 09:18 AM, said:

4-5 aircraft destroyed by a flying tank we all see over and over........much better than many light fighters can do.....I call that a win   ⇐This explains everything. We've been arguing apples & oranges for years.

 

Your daffynition of a "win" explains your mantra perfectly: "It takes no skill to "win" in an IL."

While the game and the rest of the world perceive a battle as a loss, if an IL kills a few planes it's a win in your sun-baked mind.

Just wondering if you think the south "won" the civil war.

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Texthor #11 Posted 16 March 2017 - 02:42 PM

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1 2 3....Robert E Lee

3 2 1....the South should have won  !!!!

 



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View PostTexthor, on 16 March 2017 - 09:42 AM, said:

1 2 3....Robert E Lee

3 2 1....the South should have won  !!!!

 

 


 

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BrushWolf #13 Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:16 PM

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I used to have a handle on life until it broke off.

                             

 

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Lucky_Breeze #14 Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:35 PM

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ya ya should of known better than to fly behind you, it was a good bomb kill though.

Lucky_Breeze #15 Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:39 PM

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i remember that battle i was just turning away(to late though). Like tattoo would say THE BOMB THE BOMB.

 



Lucky_Breeze #16 Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:46 PM

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holy monkey tree lmboit stuck in the tree, thats a +1. Probably never see that again.

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View Postacema, on 16 March 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

ya ya should of known better than to fly behind you, it was a good bomb kill though.

 

Never, EVER, fly behind Zapper...I learned that the hard way (learned to set the trap myself, the hard way as well).

 


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Texthor #18 Posted 16 March 2017 - 04:01 PM

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View PostZapperguy, on 16 March 2017 - 07:56 AM, said:

 

As a matter of fact, I lost that battle, Tex. Get a new line; that one's old and inaccurate.

 

Just for you.....a new line after all this time....It takes NO skill, to get a kill, in an IL

  LOL

I have said many times that the Mighty IL gets magical bombs........

 

 



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View PostTexthor, on 16 March 2017 - 11:01 AM, said:

 

Just for you.....a new line after all this time....It takes NO skill, to get a kill, in an IL

  LOL

I have said many times that the Mighty IL gets magical bombs........

 

 

 

Bomb kills are only easy when the enemy plane obliges by being in the right place. Getting bomb kills requires the luck of the victim being at the right distance and the bomber dropping at the right time to get the victim. Try it some time with that GA someone bought for you on a human, bots are almost impossible to get.

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_Warchylde_ #20 Posted 16 March 2017 - 04:24 PM

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View PostTexthor, on 16 March 2017 - 11:01 AM, said:

 

Just for you.....a new line after all this time....It takes NO skill, to get a kill, in an IL

  LOL

I have said many times that the Mighty IL gets magical bombs........

 

 

 

Then how do you explain the hundreds, no, thousands, of bomb kills accomplished by other planes?  And I'm not just talking about GA's either...multiroles, heavy's, anything that can carry a bomb can get a bomb kill if the trailing pilot is foolish enough to tailgate.  I'm curious as to how many times YOU have been bombed....it matters little, really..I'm just curious.

It requires NO skill to eat a bomb....in fact, it's a prerequisite.

 

BTW, the "magical bomb" from the IL-20 you so often refer to, is a 500kg bomb (that's 1,102 pounds for a product of the Texas educational system).  That's a pretty big blast radius.  

 https://youtu.be/7JessQ5B7-c .....fly through that unscathed, genius.


Edited by _Warchylde_, 16 March 2017 - 04:36 PM.

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