Drewthesteelman, on 23 February 2017 - 07:56 AM, said:
It's the only trick I need, my friend :-)
The trick ends up being on you, because while everyone else posts pics of themselves enjoying sunshine, working on the jobsite or carrying children, you just make wild claims about them sitting on the couch.
The more you say it, the more people believe that the person you are so afraid of is YOURSELF.
The way I picture you every time you say it, is a small bedraggled muskrat sitting in a mudpuddle, looking at laughing children in a clean swimming pool and wishing for a better life. But that's just me personally. Maybe other people see you as a white knight in shining armor skewering unfortunate beggars in the streets.
"More fun than a three-legged mouse covered in hash oil." "This is like taking my p38 through a cloud of loose stools... watta mess."
- A55 BOTlistic Commie (Both quotes!)