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The_World_Needs_A_Hero #201 Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:36 PM

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 16 December 2016 - 05:02 PM, said:

 

I am both beautiful and entertaining though.

 

 

One word for you... Manscape, my friend.

 

Chest hair is soo....um... 90s. :-) 

 

Oh wait..you are married and dead. Nevermind. Carry on. 



MARS_REVENANT #202 Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:38 PM

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View PostDrewthesteelman, on 16 December 2016 - 01:36 PM, said:

 

One word for you... Manscape, my friend.

 

Chest hair is soo....um... 90s. :-) 

 

Oh wait..you are married and dead. Nevermind. Carry on. 

 

He does... from the nipple-line down. For when he wears V neck sweaters and no undershirt.

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MelBrooks #203 Posted 16 December 2016 - 10:19 PM

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Hammy's wife must be a looker because that is one cute kid. Enjoy it now Hammy, every second.

Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #204 Posted 17 December 2016 - 01:31 AM

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 16 December 2016 - 12:02 PM, said:

 

I am both beautiful and entertaining though.

 Yes you are but I wasn't even contending the point of your entertainment value. I also feel you stole that photo out of a bin of picture frames from a K-Mart bankruptcy auction.

 

 

 

 

 


if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


EspressoForHammy #205 Posted 19 December 2016 - 03:50 PM

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View PostAce_BOTlistic_Cosmo, on 16 December 2016 - 08:31 PM, said:

 Yes you are but I wasn't even contending the point of your entertainment value. I also feel you stole that photo out of a bin of picture frames from a K-Mart bankruptcy auction.

 

No, I stole this one from a K-Mart, but it was framed in the women's restroom, and not in a bin at all.

 


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Yagos2k16 #206 Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:01 PM

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 08 December 2016 - 08:27 AM, said:

 

DAMN. If I flighted with people I didn't like I wouldn't be having fun. Winning and not having fun isn't fun, or even winning in my book.

 

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While I laugh at you for your apparent inane addiction to winning games, I do have to at least respect you for admitting how you do it, unlike most of the other Low Tier Bot-Spraying Stat-Grubbing Chimney Pots.

 

What I fail to understand is how you find it hard to win in high tiers. Did you buy a JL-1A-37? I have an 80+% WR in mine and I only flight 50% of the time and I'm a terrible pilot, so it can't be that difficult.

 

You should try progressing up the tech tree. It's ACTUALLY EASIER TO WIN UP THERE. Just look at the furry forest animal and his pals running the IL-10M over and over and over and over. They are pad-botting themselves a helluva WR!

 

How come its only the furry animal who pads his stats in an IL-10m , why don't other players have the same success in the plane?, the man could be flying anything and you call it stat padding. What about when you and your buddy are flying double Me-410 in tier VI, is that stat padding or is it seal clubbing?

Edited by Yagos2k16, 19 December 2016 - 04:02 PM.


EspressoForHammy #207 Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:30 PM

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View PostYagos2k16, on 19 December 2016 - 11:01 AM, said:

The man could be flying anything and you call it stat padding.

 

No, when you and the furry animal flew against me last time he was flying the Kostikov 302 and he got less damage than most of his bots. He tries really hard to stat pad in the Kostikov, but I have beaten him 2/2 times I've caught him flying that plane. If I remember you were flying the tier 7 FW-190, and he boosted away and left you to deal with Gouldy and I by yourself. Every time he tried to come down I would just point up and scare him back into the clouds.

 

Funny how hard it can be to stat pad when you don't get to shoot at stalled bots the whole game...

 

 


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MARS_REVENANT #208 Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:37 PM

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You cant stat pad if you cant win... 'nuff said.

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Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #209 Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:42 PM

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View PostMARS_REVENANT, on 16 December 2016 - 01:38 PM, said:

 

He does... from the nipple-line down. For when he wears V neck sweaters and no undershirt.

 

tru tru... nipple down he's slicker than a greased minnow... it's something to behold my friend

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


Yagos2k16 #210 Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:45 PM

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 19 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

 

No, when you and the furry animal flew against me last time he was flying the Kostikov 302 and he got less damage than most of his bots. He tries really hard to stat pad in the Kostikov, but I have beaten him 2/2 times I've caught him flying that plane. If I remember you were flying the tier 7 FW-190, and he boosted away and left you to deal with Gouldy and I by yourself. Every time he tried to come down I would just point up and scare him back into the clouds.

 

Funny how hard it can be to stat pad when you don't get to shoot at stalled bots the whole game...

 

 

 

That was a good game, you guys did good, but you only seem to remember that game and not the one's where you've been shot down.

 


Edited by Yagos2k16, 19 December 2016 - 05:02 PM.


EspressoForHammy #211 Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:01 PM

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View PostYagos2k16, on 19 December 2016 - 11:45 AM, said:

you remember that game, but dont remember every other one where you've been shot down, by the way that was a good game you guys did good

 

I remember the game where I was in my F2H, and you were in a Yak-15 and I could not even land a single shell on you in 5 passes. Your GA's won due to supremacy because I could not kill you. It was good flying in that Yak. Also I suck horribly at HFs. :)


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Yagos2k16 #212 Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:09 PM

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 19 December 2016 - 12:01 PM, said:

 

I remember the game where I was in my F2H, and you were in a Yak-15 and I could not even land a single shell on you in 5 passes. Your GA's won due to supremacy because I could not kill you. It was good flying in that Yak. Also I suck horribly at HFs. :)

 

that yak 15 sure is a nimble little plane

mnbv_fockewulfe #213 Posted 21 December 2016 - 03:07 AM

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Did somebody ask for stats?

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Dat nose

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EspressoForHammy #214 Posted 21 December 2016 - 01:49 PM

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View Postmnbv_fockewulfe, on 20 December 2016 - 10:07 PM, said:

Did somebody ask for stats?

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Those look like Topsight's stats to me.

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MARS_REVENANT #215 Posted 11 April 2017 - 03:55 PM

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View PostGouIdy, on 08 December 2016 - 10:59 AM, said:

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Clan Name:  The Underoos Fellowship

 

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Clan Motto:   Crushing Hopes & Dreams One Day at a Time

 

 

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View PostGouIdy, on 08 December 2016 - 05:13 PM, said:

a7KI0D6.pngThis is sized to what WG uses for aircraft clan emblems & I am sure it would look pretty good in game.

 

GouIdy,

 

Looking back, you were integral in the development of SICK.  To show our appreciation, you have been named an Honorary SICK member.  Clan tags are not required.

 

SICK thanks you for your efforts.  A list of honorary SICK members will be posted in the near future, a SICK RATINGtm will be calculated, and an honorary SICK Rank will be applied.

 

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EspressoForHammy #216 Posted 12 April 2017 - 03:03 AM

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:popcorn:

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MARS_REVENANT #217 Posted 12 April 2017 - 04:13 AM

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 11 April 2017 - 10:03 PM, said:

:popcorn:

 

Sorry Hammy... we are only poaching from SSG right now.  You would have to drop tags to join SICK.  Honorary Members list is reserved for a few special people.

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EspressoForHammy #218 Posted 12 April 2017 - 03:30 PM

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View PostMARS_REVENANT, on 11 April 2017 - 11:13 PM, said:

Sorry Hammy... we are only poaching from SSG right now.  You would have to drop tags to join SICK.  Honorary Members list is reserved for a few special people.

 

I've been pre-poached. The poach style I'm accustomed to is far greater than your poaching ability. Your skills as a poacher are good, but they are not quite poachety enough for me.

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View PostEspressoForHammy, on 12 April 2017 - 10:30 AM, said:

 

I've been pre-poached. The poach style I'm accustomed to is far greater than your poaching ability. Your skills as a poacher are good, but they are not quite poachety enough for me.

 

Cant confirm.

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