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Lydia_Litvak #1 Posted 10 August 2016 - 07:21 PM

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Finish playing and immediately start driving somewhere, and realize after a little while that you're subconsciously identifying the traffic as targets?  "Bot cars"/"Human cars", etc.., and maybe also realize you're driving behind someone in such a way as to inflict the most damage with your nonexistent guns?  Ever do that? Anyone?  Umm, ok...............Well then, I'VE never done that either, but was just checking to see how many of you are mentally disturbed!  Umm, I mean, even MORE mentally disturbed than I know you are now! :)

 

And in an unrelated message, I wish to apologize to the old man in the Ford Taurus that I strafed this morning.

And in another unrelated message I wish to apologize to Porkins_Jr for misidentifying him when I saw a dump truck in front of me earlier.

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Noreaga #2 Posted 10 August 2016 - 07:44 PM

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oh yeah all the time, between trying to pull a split s going down the stairs to trying to get under the TG of a truck, i think i was in trouble every other day.

 

 

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Porkins_Jr #3 Posted 10 August 2016 - 07:59 PM

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View PostLydia_Litvak, on 10 August 2016 - 03:21 PM, said:

 

And in an unrelated message, I wish to apologize to the old man in the Ford Taurus that I strafed this morning.

And in another unrelated message I wish to apologize to Porkins_Jr for misidentifying him when I saw a dump truck in front of me earlier.

:unsure:

 

 

See that's where you got it wrong. *I* drive a Ford Taurus. Seriously!



Steel_bomber_ #4 Posted 10 August 2016 - 08:10 PM

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Yesterday, after playing I drove on the highway, I thought I saw a bot driving next to me!

It appeared to be a Tesla on autopilot.

 

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Carronade32 #5 Posted 10 August 2016 - 08:55 PM

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Wait, they let WoWP players drive real cars!?!

 

 

This story seems fishy.  Kind of like the one where someone said they were driving and saw a person walking down the street wearing a WoWP t-shirt.

 

 

 

 

 


 
 
 
 

spanks2 #6 Posted 10 August 2016 - 08:55 PM

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I was driving out of the super market parking lot the other day. I saw off to my left there was another pick up driving toward the same exit. I suddenly had an urge to hit my boost so as to get to the enemy GA first!!!

losttwo #7 Posted 10 August 2016 - 09:15 PM

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I mounted drop down headlights in the front of the Town and Country Van.

It has paintball guns mounted behind them.

When people cut me off in traffic I press the trigger and mark my target.



7thArmoredCavalry #8 Posted 10 August 2016 - 09:45 PM

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Not yet but I'm getting close.............

 

Wait.....is this considered....flaming!?!?


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Marraskuu #9 Posted 10 August 2016 - 10:06 PM

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So, the wife says the car is feeling a little sluggish and not maneuvering well. So she dumped the ordnance ( I had to get out and walk).
 
 
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mnbv_fockewulfe #10 Posted 10 August 2016 - 11:02 PM

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View PostCarronade32, on 10 August 2016 - 08:55 PM, said:

Wait, they let WoWP players drive real cars!?!

 

 

This story seems fishy.  Kind of like the one where someone said they were driving and saw a person walking down the street wearing a WoWP t-shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought they all drove wheelchairs.

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Azis_ #11 Posted 10 August 2016 - 11:34 PM

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When I was still taking flying lessons, I would find myself pulling on the wheel and trying to turn with the gas and clutch pedals....:facepalm:

 


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Porkins_Jr #12 Posted 10 August 2016 - 11:36 PM

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View Post7thArmoredCavalry, on 10 August 2016 - 05:45 PM, said:

Not yet but I'm getting close.............

 

Wait.....is this considered....flaming!?!?

 

That is awesome esp the first head shot. Took off all his hp I bet! :teethhappy::great:

Agnotology #13 Posted 11 August 2016 - 12:33 AM

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So back when i still had my bike, what plane would I be? ME 209 V4? It had a V4 in it!


Ace_BOTlistic_Cosmo #14 Posted 11 August 2016 - 12:59 AM

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View PostAgnotology, on 10 August 2016 - 07:33 PM, said:

So back when i still had my bike, what plane would I be? ME 209 V4? It had a V4 in it!

 

ten years younger and twenty years smarter...

if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really..sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low [he spreads his arms like wings and laughs],

you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard.


GeorgePatton #15 Posted 11 August 2016 - 01:29 AM

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View PostAzis_, on 10 August 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

When I was still taking flying lessons, I would find myself pulling on the wheel and trying to turn with the gas and clutch pedals....:facepalm:

 

 

Oh, wow... This post brings back memories... I started my flight training before I learned to drive... First time out in a car I came up on a right turn. Stepped on the gas and ran somebody in the opposing lane off the road. It was pretty scary! I didn't drive again for like a week haha.

 

 

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mnbv_fockewulfe #16 Posted 11 August 2016 - 02:11 AM

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View PostGeorgePatton, on 11 August 2016 - 01:29 AM, said:

 

Oh, wow... This post brings back memories... I started my flight training before I learned to drive... First time out in a car I came up on a right turn. Stepped on the gas and ran somebody in the opposing lane off the road. It was pretty scary! I didn't drive again for like a week haha.

 

 

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Speaking of first flying lessons, on my first sortie I was too short to reach the rudder pedals. But that didn't matter because I was so nervous my legs felt like cast iron. Ironically, my flight instructor complimented me on how well I held the controls (I didn't have a death grip lol).  

 


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GeorgePatton #17 Posted 11 August 2016 - 02:44 AM

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View Postmnbv_fockewulfe, on 10 August 2016 - 09:11 PM, said:

 

Speaking of first flying lessons, on my first sortie I was too short to reach the rudder pedals. But that didn't matter because I was so nervous my legs felt like cast iron. Ironically, my flight instructor complimented me on how well I held the controls (I didn't have a death grip lol).  

 

 

Nice! So did flying come more naturally to you than driving as well?

 

 

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Zigfreid #18 Posted 11 August 2016 - 05:51 AM

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:D Thanks that tickled me.:D

RedSpartacus #19 Posted 11 August 2016 - 12:38 PM

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On my final test flight a really old flight instructor climbed into the seat behind me and explained to me what he wanted to see.

He also added in case he has to take over the controls I would fail the test.

So everything went smooth and in the final all of the sudden the controls started to feel going against some resistance.

He had taken the controls and I thought, that's it I failed the test. So I put my feet from the rudders and released the stick in my hand.

After landing, he let me pass, said everything was fine but I should keep working on landing, that was the only thing he complained.


 

Later I learned that he was old school and that their habit was to land the plane always by themselves.


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Lydia_Litvak #20 Posted 11 August 2016 - 03:14 PM

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View PostPorkins_Jr, on 10 August 2016 - 02:59 PM, said:

 

See that's where you got it wrong. *I* drive a Ford Taurus. Seriously!

 

 Well, he was traveling slow and was heading in the direction of the local Target, so it might've been YOU!  If I see that car again I'll take a screenshot and submit it, I think I should get two kills then!

 

 

 






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