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Porkins_Jr #1 Posted 19 June 2016 - 02:42 AM

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There are several classes, not going to name names but those of us who have been shot down by the best of the best will no doubt recognize the pilots who fit where.

 

1) The technical master. This guy does everything right, like a machine. His maneuvers are crisp and precise. He's like a textbook of flying come to life.

 

2) The born ace. It just comes naturally to this guy. He has so much raw talent he rarely loses. Not concerned with technical flying, his moves just flow.

 

3) The opportunist. If he gets the slightest opportunity, he makes the most of it. One opening and he can kill anyone. Flies error-free.

 

4) Mr. Unorthodox. Weird flying style. Looks like it shouldn't work but next thing you know, he's got you. Comes at you from odd angles, unpredictable.

 

Maybe there are others? I have names in mind for all 4 of these, people you would all recognize.

 



anonym_omWsRkUfRM18 #2 Posted 19 June 2016 - 02:59 AM

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Mr_R #3 Posted 19 June 2016 - 03:33 AM

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lol man I can't seem to figure out who Mr. Unorthodox is at all !

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Noreaga #4 Posted 19 June 2016 - 04:21 AM

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The technical noob, this flyer knows what to do, and is often confused with opportunist. give him time to think and make a a plan and he will ruin your day. keep him off balance and force him to use his flying skills over is tactical and technical know how and you will come out with the win.

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Gang_Starr #5 Posted 19 June 2016 - 04:23 AM

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View PostPorkins_Jr, on 18 June 2016 - 10:42 PM, said:

4) Mr. Unorthodox. Weird flying style. Looks like it shouldn't work but next thing you know, he's got you. Comes at you from odd angles, unpredictable.

 

dityboy. this clown does the weirdest stuff in battles and wins.

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Steel_bomber_ #6 Posted 19 June 2016 - 05:30 AM

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View PostGang_Starr, on 19 June 2016 - 05:23 AM, said:

 

dityboy. this clown did the weirdest stuff in battles and won.

 

I corrected that one for you, according to warplanes today he didn't fly for the last 114 days.

Will he ever again?


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Gang_Starr #7 Posted 19 June 2016 - 05:30 AM

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View PostSteel_bomber_, on 19 June 2016 - 01:30 AM, said:

 

Will he ever again?

 

No.

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BrushWolf #8 Posted 19 June 2016 - 05:33 AM

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The Crack Shot: They are often not very good flyers but if they get you in their sites you are dead.

I used to have a handle on life until it broke off.

                             

 

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Tophatfire #9 Posted 19 June 2016 - 06:02 AM

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View PostPorkins_Jr, on 18 June 2016 - 10:42 PM, said:

4) Mr. Unorthodox. Weird flying style. Looks like it shouldn't work but next thing you know, he's got you. Comes at you from odd angles, unpredictable.

 

Dreamer_Z.  Could do something silly, pull it off and make everyone else wind up feeling stupid somehow.  Routinely and often. 

 

I learned so much from that goofball, and yet the funniest part was that he would be asking me on the way over about the intricacies of the game mechanics involved but would still pull it off.  That guy had talent, back when there was still room for such a thing.



losttwo #10 Posted 19 June 2016 - 08:38 AM

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View PostBotCDR, on 19 June 2016 - 01:02 AM, said:

 

Dreamer_Z.  Could do something silly, pull it off and make everyone else wind up feeling stupid somehow.  Routinely and often. 

 

I learned so much from that goofball, and yet the funniest part was that he would be asking me on the way over about the intricacies of the game mechanics involved but would still pull it off.  That guy had talent, back when there was still room for such a thing.

 

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View PostBrushWolf, on 19 June 2016 - 05:33 AM, said:

The Crack Shot: They are often not very good flyers but if they get you in their sites you are dead.

 

Those are bots

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another ridiculous remark by TtT.

 


Porkins_Jr #12 Posted 19 June 2016 - 10:47 AM

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View Posttanky_the_tank, on 19 June 2016 - 06:39 AM, said:

 

Those are bots

 

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General_Lee_Miserable #13 Posted 19 June 2016 - 01:17 PM

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The Strategist: May not be a good flyer or marksman. Makes up for it with intellect and cunning. Analyzes the enemy roster beforehand to determine prime one on one match-ups. Chances are, if you are going up against a strategist, you've already been "marked" before the bell even sounds. The strategist is a master of analyzing the battle as it unfolds and always makes good adjustments on the fly. You'll rarely see this type of pilot in a bad position. This pilot is patient and will not push the plane into a bad position to make a kill. The strategist will also peel away from a potential kill if his/her plane is in danger, rather than trying to get those last few bullets in to finish an enemy off. 



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View PostDrewthesteelman, on 19 June 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

The Strategist: May not be a good flyer or marksman. Makes up for it with intellect and cunning. Analyzes the enemy roster beforehand to determine prime one on one match-ups. Chances are, if you are going up against a strategist, you've already been "marked" before the bell even sounds. The strategist is a master of analyzing the battle as it unfolds and always makes good adjustments on the fly. You'll rarely see this type of pilot in a bad position. This pilot is patient and will not push the plane into a bad position to make a kill. The strategist will also peel away from a potential kill if his/her plane is in danger, rather than trying to get those last few bullets in to finish an enemy off. 

 

Good one.

losttwo #15 Posted 19 June 2016 - 02:03 PM

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Like I always say. It is how you read the match that makes the difference between winning or losing.

If you read the match right you will win.



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View PostBrushWolf, on 19 June 2016 - 12:33 AM, said:

The Crack Shot: They are often not very good flyers but if they get you in their sites you are dead.

 

View Posttanky_the_tank, on 19 June 2016 - 05:39 AM, said:

 

Those are bots

 

Yeah, the bots are super human in their aim but I was referring to the human crack shots which are often that combined with other attributes. Manfred von Richthofen for example was a crack shot strategist that was a poor flyer.

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Mackunaima #17 Posted 19 June 2016 - 05:47 PM

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How about the crazy lucky guys? lol

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Mind_Eraser #18 Posted 19 June 2016 - 08:35 PM

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View PostMackunaima, on 19 June 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

How about the crazy lucky guys? lol

Mack is an Uber pilot.

He even drives for Uber, because he just that Uber

He takes Uber to a whole new level of Uberness

There's always a crowd of Uber fans waiting to get his autograph when he pulls into his driveway

I know, I can't believe it myself, but its true


 


Mackunaima #19 Posted 19 June 2016 - 08:49 PM

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View PostJohnny_5_, on 19 June 2016 - 05:35 PM, said:

Mack is an Uber pilot.

He even drives for Uber, because he just that Uber

He takes Uber to a whole new level of Uberness

There's always a crowd of Uber fans waiting to get his autograph when he pulls into his driveway

I know, I can't believe it myself, but its true

 

Heheheh.. I need to tell you, I am confuse. I cant believe it too. But today I did decent aaaand.. playing solo. 

 

Yesterday I did play 13 battles on flight. Maybe one day I can figure out how to be on top 3 Hall of Uber Pilots :hiding:

 

All Plane TypesFighterHeavy FighterAttack AircraftMulti-role Fighter Today Yesterday 7 Days 30 Days All
 Battles 25   41   178   520   19,161  
 Win Rate 80.00% +0.023% 75.61% +0.029% 71.91% +0.090% 71.73% +0.263% 62.32%  
 Avg. Damage 1,194 +1 1,631 +2 1,379 +7 1,487 +25 603  
 Avg. Structure Dmg. 6,483 +6 1,488 -1 3,201 +11 4,258 +63 2,007  
 Avg. Experience 1,242 +1 1,658 +2 1,432 +7 1,487 +22 716  
 Survival% 72% +0.0% 56% +0.0% 63% +0.1% 63% +0.3% 54%  
 Hit% 30% +0.0% 26% +0.0% 24% +0.0% 23% +0.0% 23%  
 Avg. Kills 2.6 +0.00 2.5 +0.00 2.5 +0.01 2.4 +0.03 1.4  
 Kills / Deaths 9.3 +0.00 5.8 +0.01 6.9 +0.03 6.5 +0.08 3.1  
 Avg. Tier 6.2 -0.00 8.5 +0.00 7.7 +0.01 8.2 +0.04 7.0

 

 

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Mind_Eraser #20 Posted 19 June 2016 - 08:53 PM

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View PostMackunaima, on 19 June 2016 - 02:49 PM, said:

 

Maybe one day I can figure out how to be on top 3 Hall of Uber Pilots :hiding:

 

That's easy, just fly heavy doubles over and over again with another good pilot, and then say it's not as easy as you think to win when you fly heavy doubles on the forums

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