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Autolycus7 #1 Posted 08 December 2014 - 02:58 AM

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I've been at this for a while. Few things surprise me anymore. Every once in a while, something comes along that even I haven't seen. This is that something. You're going to want full screen, high video quality, and sound for the music on this one, folks.

 

Without further ado, I present "Joe Noob":

 


Mountains are OP. Nerf plz.
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Olaffe #2 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:02 AM

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Which one was the noob?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Olaffe #3 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:03 AM

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Just kidding.  At tier 5 no less, lol

MagusGerhardt #4 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:06 AM

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Entertaining and classy.  I laughed, a lot.


 

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Olaffe #5 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:08 AM

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I watched it again and read the chat box and laughed so much, I was crying!!!

Bill



Joe42666 #6 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:32 AM

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offensive.   not everyperson named joe is a noob:sceptic:

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MagusGerhardt #7 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:45 AM

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View PostBillpatty, on 07 December 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

I watched it again and read the chat box and laughed so much, I was crying!!!

Bill

 

Wait a minute...I thought this looked familiar.

 

I believe I was in this match on that P-40s team.  :amazed:  I had died in the furball earlier in the match and was watching this all unfold in stunned silence.  :ohmy:


 

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Autolycus7 #8 Posted 08 December 2014 - 03:59 AM

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Checked the replay. You weren't.
Mountains are OP. Nerf plz.
Vis consili expers mole ruit sua.
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MagusGerhardt #9 Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:12 AM

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View PostAutolycus7, on 07 December 2014 - 08:59 PM, said:

Checked the replay. You weren't.

 

Then there are two pilots out there flying P-40s like this.  :ohmy:

 

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Sassover #10 Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:15 AM

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Yep, well the P-40 sucks anyway, right....I mean, it can't possibly be him, right? Guarantee ya, whoever this was, has less than 200 total games played. Another victim of the rush to get to the "cool" planes.

Edited by 20thCenturyLtd, 08 December 2014 - 04:21 AM.

 

 


Autolycus7 #11 Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:34 AM

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~2500 battles actually. Almost 1000 of which are in that P40.
Mountains are OP. Nerf plz.
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Dignum laude virum Musa vetat mori, cœlo Musa beat.

MagusGerhardt #12 Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:50 AM

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View PostAutolycus7, on 07 December 2014 - 09:34 PM, said:

~2500 battles actually. Almost 1000 of which are in that P40.

 

That is...mind blowing.  At that point I want to give the benefit of the doubt, as I struggle from time to time with terrible ping rates due to my ISP.  I just can't comprehend that level of performance after 1k matches to learn and improve.

 

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Autolycus7 #13 Posted 08 December 2014 - 05:09 AM

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My ping is usually 120+. I've seen bad connections. I've seen control problems. I've never seen someone (literally) shoot complete circles around someone like that. Or hit that much dirt. Thank goodness friendly fire isn't on, or he would have killed plenty of soldiers in that fortification, too.
Mountains are OP. Nerf plz.
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Dignum laude virum Musa vetat mori, cœlo Musa beat.

x_WARHOG_x #14 Posted 08 December 2014 - 05:17 AM

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All I can say is wow almost as bad as a guy on my team today who came into match complaining " I hope this is a better team than I been getting today cant seem to buy a win" then proceeds to take a 51 D and hit GTs.   Like I always say " Ya cant fix stupid "..........:facepalm:

Edited by x_WARHOG_x, 08 December 2014 - 05:18 AM.

Sneaking up on your six.....................


Olaffe #15 Posted 08 December 2014 - 05:31 AM

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Maybe, the guy is drunk, or handicapped?

ArrowZ_ #16 Posted 08 December 2014 - 10:01 AM

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Hey we were all there once. I bet joe tried his best to shoot that big fat flying tank IL. Good work Joe! Only 10,000 battles more to go!

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losttwo #17 Posted 08 December 2014 - 10:19 AM

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:veryhappy: Welcome to the world of casual players that play just to have fun, they are not even worried about winning.

 



SourHammer #18 Posted 08 December 2014 - 10:31 AM

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I believe the guys first mistake was trying to fly with a xbox controller,    there is no way that was a mouse user, heck I tried the gamepad first too, then soon realized that the M/K guys were kicking my but lol .

Goose_6 #19 Posted 08 December 2014 - 01:32 PM

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:veryhappy:

wasn't me....but I have had my times when it could have been....



Magdalna #20 Posted 08 December 2014 - 02:31 PM

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those poor trees




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