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oldkye #1 Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:38 AM

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Feel free to join me in horrible jokes lol.

 

(came up with this first one in game lol.)

 

So a Pilot and MM walk into a bar, the pilot sit's next to MM and ask's "Why are you so bad all the time?"

MM finishes his drink and says "You found me in a bar didn't you?"

 

(Now they get really bad lol sorry.)

 

How many pilot's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, any more then that and they crash into each other.

 

If you have 5 supremacy points, and they have 15 what do you have?

A bad ground attack.

 

What do you get when you cross a new pilot with a old one?

A mid air collision.

 

What do you call a bomber that can't fly, is way too explosive, and goes off without any enemies? 

Your mother in law.

 

Thanks folks for bearing with me I'm here all week lol, feel free to add your own bad jokes.



WhineMaker #2 Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:41 AM

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What's the difference between a brown noser and a **** head? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Depth perception  :trollface:

 

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View Postlosttwo, on 12 April 2015 - 04:16 AM, said:

IF OTHERS WOULD FLY THE WAY I TELL THEM TOO.

If ONLY THEY WOULD DO AS I SAY.

 


Zapperguy #3 Posted 14 January 2014 - 06:09 AM

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As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."


oldkye #4 Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:51 AM

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Lol love these.

 

Here's some bad ones from when I was growing up.

 

Where are you going if you go through a airport turn turnstile sideways?

Your going to Bangkok.

 

 

This ones bad if you get it lol Adults please.

Spoiler

 

 

 

(This is one of the worst I know lol I apologise in advance *Adults only* so is that last one if you get it.)

 

Spoiler

 



Freakazee #5 Posted 14 January 2014 - 08:46 AM

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Said this one in game a few times, but what do you call discontinued ammunition?

 

Excalibur.


=LIGS=Freakazoid/Freakazee

The Art of Warplanes

 


FryaDuck #6 Posted 14 January 2014 - 10:13 AM

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A B-17 was returning to base after a long mission when one of the engines cut out. The Pilot announces via the intercom to the rest of the crew, ""Look men, we've lost one engine but we still have three so it will take a little longer to reach base." Not long after than an engine on the other wing cuts out, the co-pilot says to the pilot, "Glad that wasn't on the same wing or we'd be in trouble with asymmetrical thrust". The Pilot replies, "Yeah but we're going to take longer to reach base". Later the third engine cuts out and the co-pilot quickly states to the pilot, "Jesus, if that last engine cuts out we'll be up here all day". Pilot replies, "Now you know the reason why you'll only ever be a co-pilot".
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Toggle #7 Posted 14 January 2014 - 10:29 AM

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While making a trans Atlantic crossing Alitalia Airways Flt 7 runs into engine trouble and must ditch.  The pilot gets on the intercom and announces his intentions to the passengers.  A short time later a flight attendant get on the intercom and say, Ladies anda gentleman, thissa will be a water landing.  I'd like alla you passengers thata can swim to please stand onna the right side of the plane.  Alla you passengers that can't swim, thank you for flying Alitalia Airways!

daphdk #8 Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:17 PM

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lol some are pretty funny

WEBEUS #9 Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:34 PM

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A priest, a minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar......

Roy_McMullet #10 Posted 14 January 2014 - 05:02 PM

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FranzSilas3225 #11 Posted 14 January 2014 - 10:29 PM

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Roy_McMullet  that is a messed up and funny story

 

 

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