As the title indicates, I would like to help all the players who enjoy the UK line learn to banter properly. Below is an instructional video on how a UK pilot should banter. However, use this new skill in teamspeak sparingly or your teammates might resent your newfound banter proficiency!
(bonus points if you notice the "bacon" reference!)
And please, don't trivialize Battle with such things as cabages or other such nonsense: